{"id":32180,"date":"2012-09-29T07:47:55","date_gmt":"2012-09-29T11:47:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=32180"},"modified":"2014-03-06T09:08:46","modified_gmt":"2014-03-06T14:08:46","slug":"taylor-andrew-kent-zombie-ballduster","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=32180","title":{"rendered":"Taylor Andrew Kent, Zombie Ballduster"},"content":{"rendered":"

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We first discussed Taylor Andrew Kent<\/a> back in June when someone thought he was the deceased Ballduster McSoulpatch. Our buddy, Scotty, tracked down his records and it seems that he isn’t a SEAL [insert a look of shock here], nor has he earned the Silver and Bronze Stars. In fact, he only did 2 years in the Air Force (the Air Force doesn’t have any SEALs last time I checked) as a fire fighter, which almost like a SEAL, well, except that it’s completely different. He does have tattoos<\/a>, though, so that’s like being a SEAL, right? And an Airman 1st Class is the same rank as ensign, unless I’m wrong.<\/p>\n

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And, oh, by the way, it looks like he was discharged for an apparently untreated personality disorder;<\/p>\n

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So he’s completely qualified to supervise burn pit operations for SEALs, maybe.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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