{"id":32170,"date":"2012-09-27T14:38:57","date_gmt":"2012-09-27T18:38:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=32170"},"modified":"2012-09-27T14:38:57","modified_gmt":"2012-09-27T18:38:57","slug":"dinguses-in-your-neighborhood","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=32170","title":{"rendered":"Dinguses in your neighborhood"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Michael D. Turley was arrested this week for a stunt he pulled a few weeks back when he talked his obviously similarly-retarded nephew into dressing in a sheet and brandishing an RPG launcher in traffic in Phoenix, AZ. Turley, in the narration of his video of the incident, claimed he was testing the response time of police. The responding officer calmly had the youth place the launcher on the ground and asked for ID and left the scene when they told him they were making a movie. Then Dingus, the Senior, put the video on YouTube which resulted in his arrest;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>After interviewing people who called 911 and later seeing the video posted on YouTube, police arrested Turley.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It surprised us that he actually put that video on YouTube,&#8221; Holmes said.<\/p>\n<p>The police response took just over three minutes from the first call, and a helicopter and SWAT team was dispatched as backup, Holmes said.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Well, putting their stupid acts on YouTube is what dinguses do, officer.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Police said Turley was charged with creating a false impression of a terrorist act, endangerment, contributing to the delinquency of a minor and misconduct involving simulated explosives.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"500\" height=\"300\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ZXKNGO4cmhg\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Michael D. Turley was arrested this week for a stunt he pulled a few weeks back &hellip; <a title=\"Dinguses in your neighborhood\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=32170\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Dinguses in your neighborhood<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[177],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-32170","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dumbass-bullshit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32170","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=32170"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32170\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=32170"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=32170"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=32170"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}