{"id":32158,"date":"2012-09-26T16:01:05","date_gmt":"2012-09-26T20:01:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=32158"},"modified":"2012-09-26T16:27:43","modified_gmt":"2012-09-26T20:27:43","slug":"youll-never-believe-who-is-still-calling-himself-sf-despite-all-proof-that-shows-he-isnt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=32158","title":{"rendered":"UPDATED: You’ll never believe who is still calling himself SF, despite all proof that shows he isn’t…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Well, actually maybe you can guess<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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Bear in mind that he’s now been tossed from the Special Forces Association for being a weapons grade asshole and a liar, but this myth of his, by hook or by crook he’ll keep repeating it until you believe it.\u00a0 It’s downright Orwellian, wouldn’t you say?<\/p>\n

Once a day I check in on him at his multitude of haciendas, just dying to hear what is going on in his dreadfully important life.\u00a0 Has he painted the house?\u00a0 Posting pictures of the kids he ignored for year?\u00a0 These are the questions that plague me.<\/p>\n

So I was happy to note that he now has a 5th website I can track his insanity on, the http:\/\/stolenvalorhuntershomophobes.weebly.com\/index.html<\/a>.\u00a0<\/p>\n

For the record, I am not a homophobe, just ask any of the guys at St Jacquestober fest last weekend when I was handing out hugs like Wittgenfeld hands out candy in his windowless van down by the creek.<\/p>\n

\u00a0For those who are not retarded, kindly compare MOS 18E <\/a>with MOS 05B.<\/p>\n

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Holy Sheep Shit, get a load of this “No shit there I was story….”<\/p>\n

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You know what this calls for?\u00a0 A Claymore-esque style phony war story competition.\u00a0<\/p>\n

There I was on the path, wearing facepaint and a banana hammock with only my AK47 standing between me and certain death……<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

OK, now you finish it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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