{"id":31948,"date":"2012-09-11T09:36:25","date_gmt":"2012-09-11T13:36:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=31948"},"modified":"2012-09-11T09:36:25","modified_gmt":"2012-09-11T13:36:25","slug":"tuesdays-with-claymore-71","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=31948","title":{"rendered":"Tuesdays with Claymore"},"content":{"rendered":"

Next up; Godzilla! <\/a> <\/p>\n

Imaginary “Republicans” will always vote for Obama <\/a> <\/p>\n

Poll dancer<\/a> <\/p>\n

…shouldn’t that be ‘axing’?<\/a> <\/p>\n

Imaginary “Republicans” will always call Obama a ni**er <\/a> <\/p>\n

Yeah, but is he a necro-viking? <\/a> <\/p>\n

This entire thing fell apart on the third sentence. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Leftists worry we’re screwing up Mars, because you know, it’s such an awesome place to visit as it is. <\/a> <\/p>\n

…one heart beat away from the presidency. <\/a> <\/p>\n

No seriously, we could have ended up with President Joe Biteme. <\/a><\/p>\n

Humanely killing sick people.<\/a> <\/p>\n

Well at least this isn’t the first time she’s been proud of her country.<\/a> <\/p>\n

Imaginary “Republican” now sorry for calling Clinton a pot-smoking, draft-dodging douchebag.<\/a> <\/p>\n

As the email turns.<\/a> <\/p>\n

Out of his Vulcan mind.<\/a> <\/p>\n

If you’re going to make up shit, at least make it believable. <\/a><\/p>\n

“MSM never challenges conservatives”. Holy shitstains, Batman.<\/a> <\/p>\n

…in other words, your indoctrination didn’t work.<\/a> <\/p>\n

Yeah, you guys totally kicked butt…to the tune of $15m in the hole, jackass. <\/a> <\/p>\n

“They is gonna stealz the election again!!!” <\/a> <\/p>\n

Imaginary “Republicans” return shit for a full refund after they’ve used it. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Hey, whatever gets the guilt ridden white people into the casinos, am I right?<\/a> <\/p>\n

DU Theological Seminary<\/a> <\/p>\n

DU Atheist Society<\/a> <\/p>\n

In case you haven’t heard, Republicans are racists…and they envy the size of Obama’s “ego penis”, whatever the fuck that is. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Car washers union…seriously.<\/a> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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