{"id":31907,"date":"2012-09-06T07:45:30","date_gmt":"2012-09-06T11:45:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=31907"},"modified":"2012-09-06T07:56:24","modified_gmt":"2012-09-06T11:56:24","slug":"diliberto-speaks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=31907","title":{"rendered":"Diliberto speaks"},"content":{"rendered":"

Our champion of this year’s Stolen Valor Tournament, Jake Diliberto<\/a>, decided to finally answer us this morning. I kept him apprised of his standing throughout the tournament, cuz, ya know, he’s busy trying to get some TV appearances, and he didn’t bother to answer until today. He sent us proof that he was in Iraq and because I’m a fair guy here’s his evidence;<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a><\/center>You can tell that’s him, right? And you can tell it’s Iraq, right? So obviously, we were wrong, if we lived in some dimension where only Iraq looks like that. If you’re like me, that’s probably not enough proof for you so here he “sets the record straight”.<\/a> Mostly it’s “because I said so”. Yeah there’s no real proof that he was ever in Iraq. And he admits he never set foot in Afghanistan.<\/p>\n

But, Jake assures us that he’s adjusted his biography in several places to reflect these changes.<\/p>\n

No explanation as to why his records only reflect service in Kuwait<\/a>. And in his narrative, he says George Bush jerked him out of Force Recon training to participate in that misdirected war. But he doesn’t bother to explain why he was overheard telling his mother that he is Force Recon and why he was caught by his squad leader wearing the T-shirt on leave years before the Iraq War began. He admits that he didn’t go to Afghanistan, but he neglects to mention that it was because his leaders didn’t want to be saddled with his buffoonery. Instead, he implies that he was needed to train SEALs with his vast experience of pulling guard in Pakistan.<\/p>\n

So there you go, Jake, I told your story for you. Anything else I can do, please let me know.<\/p>\n

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TSO Adds:<\/strong> Now that Jake has entered his “Truth Telling Catharsis Phase” how about we tease out some answers to the burning questions, like:\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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