{"id":31873,"date":"2012-09-04T08:35:59","date_gmt":"2012-09-04T12:35:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=31873"},"modified":"2012-09-04T08:35:59","modified_gmt":"2012-09-04T12:35:59","slug":"tuesdays-with-claymore-70","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=31873","title":{"rendered":"Tuesdays with Claymore"},"content":{"rendered":"

They can drive? Who knew? <\/a> <\/p>\n

Better off <\/a> <\/p>\n

…a Southern man don’t need him around anyhow. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Master debater <\/a><\/p>\n

The price of coronation <\/a> <\/p>\n

Shit Face <\/a> <\/p>\n

Harry Belefonte….political genius <\/a> <\/p>\n

GM = Gimmie Money <\/a> <\/p>\n

…then everyone applauded; EBT Edition. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Bread & Circuses<\/a> <\/p>\n

Magic 8-ball says, “You’re Full Of Shit”. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Listen….you smell that? <\/a> <\/p>\n

Forward…by going backwards?<\/a> <\/p>\n

Fed up <\/a> <\/p>\n

Pyramid scheme <\/a><\/p>\n

Proving you’re a legal voter = Jim Crow<\/a><\/p>\n


\n…no, but if they want a Sorento they have to pay 4.3% APR. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Gay Clint <\/a> <\/p>\n

Monkey business.<\/a><\/p>\n


\nSelective memory as a cottage industry <\/a><\/p>\n

…counting chickens <\/a> <\/p>\n

The Office Idiot <\/a> <\/p>\n

And I hear they beat their wives too. <\/a> <\/p>\n

California….the “most sane state”. <\/a> <\/p>\n

…says the angry white man. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Stupid question is stupid, stupid. <\/a><\/p>\n


\nHm. I thought the religious questions were off limits.<\/a> <\/p>\n


\nGeneralizations are always bad. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Yes….they have a gun to their heads. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Empty threats <\/a><\/p>\n

Channeling FDR….yeah, that’ll work. <\/a><\/p>\n

DUers are good at theology and shit.<\/a> <\/p>\n

White men have ruined everything.<\/a> <\/p>\n

Since when did the TSA join the Mormon church? <\/a> <\/p>\n


\nAnd last but not least, the requisite “commie holiday” recognition.<\/a> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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