{"id":31807,"date":"2012-08-29T10:37:42","date_gmt":"2012-08-29T14:37:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=31807"},"modified":"2012-08-29T10:38:45","modified_gmt":"2012-08-29T14:38:45","slug":"airsoftactive-duty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=31807","title":{"rendered":"Airsoft=active duty"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, this guy claims he&#8217;s on active duty and you can tell he is because he&#8217;s wearing ACUs and, of course, there&#8217;s the CIB and the Ranger tab and the 75th crest on his hat. Never mind that he has one of those devil beards.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"500\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/brMzm3lCVhU\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Funny, though, there are no jump wings. I guess he didn&#8217;t want to go full retard, but since there are no leg Rangers in 75th, I&#8217;d question him. And he&#8217;s wearing a 173rd combat patch &#8211; they&#8217;re an airborne unit.<\/p>\n<p>From his YouTube comments;<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Airsoft-dingus.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Airsoft-dingus-300x106.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Airsoft dingus\" width=\"300\" height=\"106\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-31808\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Airsoft-dingus-300x106.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Airsoft-dingus.jpg 326w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>So I guess that being an Airsoft wienie counts as combat. And he doesn&#8217;t look too old or fat to be a Ranger at all.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks to Joel for the link.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, this guy claims he&#8217;s on active duty and you can tell he is because he&#8217;s &hellip; <a title=\"Airsoft=active duty\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=31807\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Airsoft=active duty<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31807","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-phony-soldiers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31807","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=31807"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31807\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=31807"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=31807"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=31807"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}