{"id":31803,"date":"2012-08-29T08:21:24","date_gmt":"2012-08-29T12:21:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=31803"},"modified":"2012-08-29T08:23:24","modified_gmt":"2012-08-29T12:23:24","slug":"if-you-wanna-play-a-practical-joke-on-your-neighbors","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=31803","title":{"rendered":"If You Wanna Play a Practical Joke on Your Neighbors . . ."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>. . . I&#8217;d recommend you <a href=\"http:\/\/www.reuters.com\/article\/2012\/08\/28\/us-usa-bigfoot-death-idUSBRE87R1B620120828\"> don&#8217;t try this at home<\/a>.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Randy Lee Tenley, 44, was dressed in a &#8220;ghillie&#8221; &#8212; an outfit favored by military snipers and game hunters &#8212; and standing in the middle of southbound lanes on U.S. Highway 93 near Kalispell on Sunday when he was struck twice in quick succession, Montana Highway Patrol spokesman Sergeant Steve Lavin said.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;From what I understand, at least one of his friends said that he was trying to induce a sasquatch sighting by using the suit along the highway,&#8221; Lavin said. &#8220;This is a first for me after 20 years on the highway patrol. It&#8217;s strange.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>With all due respect for the deceased:\u00a0 &#8220;strange&#8221; isn&#8217;t the term I&#8217;d use.\u00a0 Apparently\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.lyricsfreak.com\/r\/refreshments\/banditos_20115085.html\"><em>The Refreshmen<\/em>ts were right<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>. . . I&#8217;d recommend you don&#8217;t try this at home. Randy Lee Tenley, 44, was &hellip; <a title=\"If You Wanna Play a Practical Joke on Your Neighbors . . .\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=31803\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">If You Wanna Play a Practical Joke on Your Neighbors . . .<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":623,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[177,26,170],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31803","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dumbass-bullshit","category-blather","category-who-knows"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31803","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/623"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=31803"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31803\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=31803"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=31803"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=31803"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}