{"id":31763,"date":"2012-08-28T04:01:29","date_gmt":"2012-08-28T08:01:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=31763"},"modified":"2012-08-28T04:01:29","modified_gmt":"2012-08-28T08:01:29","slug":"tuesdays-with-claymore-69","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=31763","title":{"rendered":"Tuesdays with Claymore"},"content":{"rendered":"

White American high schoolers are stupid. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Collar adjustment = sexual harassment <\/a> <\/p>\n

Yeah, it’s better to kill them early and get it over with. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Just take a little off the tip. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Understanding A’stan <\/a> <\/p>\n

Navy is provoking Iran <\/a> <\/p>\n

Bush’s fault <\/a> <\/p>\n

…but guns cause people to kill? <\/a><\/p>\n

Screwy<\/a> <\/p>\n

“I promise to do better next time, guys.” <\/a><\/p>\n

Dog eat dog.<\/a> <\/p>\n

…then everyone applauded; SPQR Edition <\/a><\/p>\n

Too Long…Did Not Read <\/a> <\/p>\n

When you lie down with Marx… <\/a><\/p>\n

Occupy who? <\/a><\/p>\n

Conquering the globe for Christ.<\/a> <\/p>\n

A talking vagina…now that’s something you don’t see every day. <\/a><\/p>\n

There are “reasons” for the weather. <\/a><\/p>\n

Sis is a birther???<\/a><\/p>\n


\nObama defunded NASA because of the 1%ers.<\/a> <\/p>\n

Hoping Republicans act like classless leftards. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Iron my shirt, bitch. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Paging Charles Darwin…. <\/a> <\/p>\n

He would, if he didn’t have a 10am tee time.<\/a> <\/p>\n

They made it themselves. <\/a> <\/p>\n

…then everyone in Europe applauded.<\/a> <\/p>\n

Box Office Obama.<\/a> <\/p>\n

Watergate to blame on why we don’t have a Mars colony already<\/a>. <\/p>\n

Twitter…where even the president can fabricate a couple million people out of thin air #deadvotersarepeopletoo.<\/a> <\/p>\n

“The 300! It’s like Thermopylae except no Spartans…and no swords…and pretty much everything else that would be cool.”<\/a> <\/p>\n

Your Civil War minute, by Alan Grayson (unemployed congressman)<\/a> <\/p>\n

“Repeat a lie long enough….”<\/a> <\/p>\n

B.O. hearts Ike<\/a> <\/p>\n

This is getting taxing.<\/a> <\/p>\n

From the makers of ATTACK WAAAATCH!<\/a> <\/p>\n

Swiftboat…The Movie<\/a> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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