{"id":31743,"date":"2012-08-24T12:12:07","date_gmt":"2012-08-24T16:12:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=31743"},"modified":"2012-08-24T12:12:07","modified_gmt":"2012-08-24T16:12:07","slug":"19-shot-overnight-in-chicago","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=31743","title":{"rendered":"19 shot overnight in Chicago"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>To demonstrate how well gun control works, 19 folks were shot within a short period last night in Chicago, according to the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chicagotribune.com\/news\/local\/breaking\/chi-shootings-chicago-violence-august-23-august-24-violence-gunfire-20120823,0,49779.story\">Tribune<\/a>. Chicago&#8217;s gun laws are as strict as the city of New York, where a gunman and police shot several bystanders today.<\/p>\n<p>Thirteen people were shot in separate incidences in the space of a half hour in Chi-town.<\/p>\n<p>General Allen called to tell us that those shootings happened because of Ramadan and the resulting Eid al-Fitr celebration, despite the fact that probably none of the victims or shooters are Muslims. Allen went on to say that folks in Chicago need to drink more water to prevent further shootings. Sgt. Maj. of the Army Raymond F. Chandler III could be heard in the background blaming tattoos for the shootings.<\/p>\n<p>Afghan President Hamad Karzai emailed to tell us that it was probably because of Canadian intelligence officers who have been infiltrating Chicago. Or something.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks to Old Trooper for the link.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To demonstrate how well gun control works, 19 folks were shot within a short period last &hellip; <a title=\"19 shot overnight in Chicago\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=31743\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">19 shot overnight in Chicago<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[156],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31743","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-guns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31743","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=31743"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31743\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=31743"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=31743"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=31743"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}