{"id":31736,"date":"2012-08-24T09:00:09","date_gmt":"2012-08-24T13:00:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=31736"},"modified":"2012-08-24T09:00:09","modified_gmt":"2012-08-24T13:00:09","slug":"finally-a-submariner-braggart","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=31736","title":{"rendered":"Finally, a submariner braggart"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mike sends us <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ynetnews.com\/articles\/0,7340,L-4271548,00.html\">a link to the story<\/a> about a Washington State man who was arrested by federal authorities for sending threatening emails to the President. His name is Anton Caluori and he compounded his crime by attacking the federal agents, apparently, which is always smart.<\/p>\n<p>Mike also looked the dude up on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.linkedin.com\/in\/antoncaluori\">LinkedIn<\/a> and it looks like he built our whole nuclear Navy all by hisseff;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Submarine Machinist Mate<br \/>\nPreformed: nuclear reactor change out, multiple sub-surface ICBM missile launches (Atlantic and Pacific ranges), >500,000 miles at sea (below the water line), hundreds of &#8220;Classified&#8221; and &#8220;Top Secret&#8221; operations at sea and on land, several artic and equatorial patrols, presidential recommendation upon captain, crew and vessel, surveillance and counter-surveillance of land mass, aerial, and surface target\/contacts, nuclear weapons loading and off-loading, 100 hour work weeks import and at sea.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>500,000 miles at sea, huh? Well the Earth&#8217;s circumference is only 24,000 miles, so I guess he was firing missiles from deep space. And on what &#8220;Top Secret&#8221; missions would the Navy send a machinist&#8217;s mate &#8220;on land&#8221;? And oh, yeah, it&#8217;s spelled &#8220;performed&#8221; and &#8220;Arctic&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>So, now you bubbleheads won&#8217;t feel left out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mike sends us a link to the story about a Washington State man who was arrested &hellip; <a title=\"Finally, a submariner braggart\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=31736\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Finally, a submariner braggart<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[87],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31736","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-whackos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31736","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=31736"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31736\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=31736"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=31736"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=31736"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}