{"id":31709,"date":"2012-08-22T09:28:42","date_gmt":"2012-08-22T13:28:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=31709"},"modified":"2012-08-22T09:30:55","modified_gmt":"2012-08-22T13:30:55","slug":"duffel-blog-karzai-shoots-panetta-in-latest-green-on-blue-attack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=31709","title":{"rendered":"Duffel Blog: Karzai shoots Panetta in latest green-on-blue attack"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>That satire blog, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.duffelblog.com\/2012\/08\/man-in-afghan-presidents-uniform-shoots-secretary-of-defense-in-latest-green-on-blue-attack\/\">The Duffel Blog<\/a>, reports the latest green-on-blue attack that we all kind of wish would happen in which &#8220;a man in an Afghan President\u2019s uniform&#8221; shoots Leon Panetta, the US Secretary of Defense. Of course, it&#8217;s satire, we all know that Panetta is too busy making those bi-coastal trips home to be bothered discussing green-on-blue attacks which kill his troops;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>In the chaos that followed, Central Command head General James Mattis rapidly confiscated the pistol, while ISAF commander General John Allen checked to make sure the Afghan president hadn\u2019t hurt his fingers while firing the weapon.<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs General Martin Dempsey checked Panetta\u2019s pulse and attempted to revive him.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIs President Karzai alright?\u201d groaned Panetta before passing out.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>So, go read the rest. And remember it&#8217;s satire.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That satire blog, The Duffel Blog, reports the latest green-on-blue attack that we all kind of &hellip; <a title=\"Duffel Blog: Karzai shoots Panetta in latest green-on-blue attack\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=31709\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Duffel Blog: Karzai shoots Panetta in latest green-on-blue attack<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[92],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31709","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-satire"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31709","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=31709"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31709\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=31709"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=31709"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=31709"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}