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<\/a><\/center><\/p>\nMeet Douglas Arthur Buono who obviously never heard about MSG Soup Sandwich<\/a> and how much attention he garnered when he stumbled around Fort Benning in his phony finery, because that’s how Buono came to the attention of our friends at the Guardian of Valor<\/a>;<\/p>\n First, he actually showed up at Fort Benning, Ga wearing all these unauthorized tabs and badges. To include rank in which he did not earn. He is very lucky he was not approached by a real Ranger, that could have turned out pretty ugly! Thing is several Soldiers at Fort Benning thought he looked out of place, and actually contacted us. When we showed them the pictures, they verified it was the same guy. And we told them we already have him and looking into it.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n Nothing on that uniform is true…well, maybe the American flag. But, they have his FOIA over there, and he got out of the Army in August 2003 after 10 years as an MP buck sergeant. <\/p>\n At least he skipped the CIB, but that would send up a red flag in this case since he’s wearing an SF combat patch and a long tab.<\/p>\n They also found some reports about him after his service and apparently, he plowed his SUV into seven parked cars, inebriated, while he was employed by the local sheriff which abbreviated his career. It probably didn’t help that he left the scene and they had to hunt for his ass.<\/p>\n So I guess when you fail at real life, just make up a new one, huh? But you should read the rest over their place<\/a>.<\/p>\n Thanks to John for the tip.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"