{"id":31603,"date":"2012-08-18T10:47:36","date_gmt":"2012-08-18T14:47:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=31603"},"modified":"2012-08-18T11:03:08","modified_gmt":"2012-08-18T15:03:08","slug":"am-i-freaking-out-over-nothing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=31603","title":{"rendered":"My wife just sold my PT Belt to a Paranormal Investigator"},"content":{"rendered":"

A man just showed up at my house for the Yard Sale that my wife has forced on me. Now, this has led to Mucho marital strife for several reasons, not the least of which being, I don’t want to sell all my books. But I have no where to keep them because of the Rhineland Campaign (some sort of spousal Lebensraum) where she has taken over ever available place in the house and converting it to Estrogenville.<\/p>\n

So anyway, I wanted the books etc gone, but I want them to go to a good place. So, I couldn’t take much more, and decided I needed to go to the store and get some head ache stuff (Alka Seltzer cold) and as I am leaving there is a nice dude out there pawing through my books. I think, ok, as long as they go somewhere they will be wanted.<\/p>\n

I notice one of the books was from my Yucatan history collection, because when I go on vacation I do more research than the damn CIA and I have been to Belize a few times, and if I got captured by Ancient Mayans, I wanted to know what motivated them. So as I am pulling out, I take this picture of his vehicle:<\/p>\n

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Now, that was unsettling enough. (Yes, the vehicle does state he is a paranormal investigator.) But then I got home and the wife was bragging on the fact that dude bought this:<\/p>\n

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Not the duffel bag, not the motorcycle cold weather gear, NO, the PT BELT. That’s right, Dr Raymond Stantz bought my Army PT Belt.<\/p>\n

So, do I need to worry? Does anyone know what kind of dark secrets a PT Belt will give up under intense questioning\/interrogation\/possible torture?<\/p>\n

Should I move? Should I change my name? Should I dress as a wookie and escape into the woods?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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