{"id":31571,"date":"2012-08-17T08:04:54","date_gmt":"2012-08-17T12:04:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=31571"},"modified":"2012-08-17T08:07:38","modified_gmt":"2012-08-17T12:07:38","slug":"fecal-four-the-final-frontier","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=31571","title":{"rendered":"Fecal Four: The Final Frontier"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/Stolen-Valor-Tourney-Header4.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-31171\" title=\"Stolen Valor Tourney Header\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/Stolen-Valor-Tourney-Header4.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"90\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/Stolen-Valor-Tourney-Header4.jpg 480w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/Stolen-Valor-Tourney-Header4-300x56.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Last day of voting for the Fecal Four, and I can think of no better way to celebrate that with perhaps the greatest song in the history of the World.<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/TrcT7sseLZI\" frameborder=\"0\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Bacon Pancake!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/JonathanSharkey51.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-31482\" title=\"JonathanSharkey5\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/JonathanSharkey51.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"250\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/oliver2.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-31483\" title=\"oliver\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/oliver2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"250\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/oliver2.jpg 345w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/oliver2-250x300.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 345px) 100vw, 345px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/diliberto3.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-31484\" title=\"diliberto\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/diliberto3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"250\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/mailahn_3.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-31485\" title=\"mailahn_\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/mailahn_3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"250\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/mailahn_3.jpg 258w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/mailahn_3-249x300.jpg 249w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 258px) 100vw, 258px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n5 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=27204\">Jonathan \u201cThe Cock Inhaler\u201d Sharkey<\/a> v.<br \/>\n15 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=30597\">Timothy \u201cDurango + Delta = Douchebag\u201d Oliver<\/a><\/p>\n<p>2 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=29499\">Jake \u201cI rethunk whether I was in Astan\u201d Diliberto<\/a> v.<br \/>\n2 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=28658\">Ron \u201cGunny Driveway\u201d Mailahn<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Almost everyday you fall<br \/>\nUpon my waking eyes,<br \/>\nInviting and inciting me<br \/>\nTo rise.<br \/>\nAnd through the window in the wall<br \/>\nCome streaming in on sunlight wings<br \/>\nA million bright ambassadors of morning.<\/p>\n<p>And no one sings me lullabyes<br \/>\nAnd no one makes me close my eyes<br \/>\nSo I throw the windows wide<br \/>\nAnd call to you across the sky&#8230;.<\/p>\n<div id=\"surveyMonkeyInfo\">\n<div><script src=\"https:\/\/www.surveymonkey.com\/jsEmbed.aspx?sm=cGoGnK9Z9E1y33FFifq4Vg_3d_3d\"> <\/script><\/div>\n<p>Create your <a href=\"https:\/\/www.surveymonkey.com\/\">free online surveys<\/a> with SurveyMonkey, the world&#8217;s leading questionnaire tool.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last day of voting for the Fecal Four, and I can think of no better way &hellip; 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