{"id":31547,"date":"2012-08-16T09:09:57","date_gmt":"2012-08-16T13:09:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=31547"},"modified":"2012-08-16T09:09:57","modified_gmt":"2012-08-16T13:09:57","slug":"the-duffel-blog-cast-of-stars-earn-stripes-dead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=31547","title":{"rendered":"The Duffel Blog; cast of &#8220;Stars Earn Stripes&#8221; dead"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yeah, it seems that Stars Earn Stripes couldn&#8217;t avoid the satire at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.duffelblog.com\/2012\/08\/nbc-cancels-series-entire-cast-of-stars-earn-stripes-killed-in-afghanistan\/#ixzz23iKlfymf\">The Duffel Blog<\/a>;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The entire cast of the the military-themed reality television show Stars Earn Stripes has been killed in Afghanistan, according to a statement released today from NBC.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThis is really an unfortunate tragedy,\u201d said NBC Executive Andrew Jacobson. \u201cThese stars were trained by real professionals and given lots of fake Hollywood-style action shots. We thought that it would be fitting for the final assault of the season to take place in Afghanistan on the front lines with no help from their professional instructors.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I&#8217;m glad that they gave Nick Lachey the most gruesome death &#8211; he really deserved it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yeah, it seems that Stars Earn Stripes couldn&#8217;t avoid the satire at The Duffel Blog; The &hellip; <a title=\"The Duffel Blog; cast of &#8220;Stars Earn Stripes&#8221; dead\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=31547\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The Duffel Blog; cast of &#8220;Stars Earn Stripes&#8221; dead<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[92],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31547","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-satire"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31547","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=31547"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31547\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=31547"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=31547"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=31547"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}