{"id":31546,"date":"2012-08-16T08:52:55","date_gmt":"2012-08-16T12:52:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=31546"},"modified":"2012-08-16T09:31:02","modified_gmt":"2012-08-16T13:31:02","slug":"weekly-post-about-hasans-beard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=31546","title":{"rendered":"Weekly post about Hasan’s beard"},"content":{"rendered":"

Apparently, Nidal Hasan, the Fort Hood murderer, read The Duffel Blog post<\/a> about the awesomeness of having a beard and refuses to be tried without his beard, because, like everyone else, he thinks The Duffel Blog is real. Hasan wants to plead guilty to 13 counts of murder, but the judge won’t let him because it’s a capital case and the prosecutor is seeking the death penalty. The judge also wants Hasan in the courtroom during the trial so he he doesn’t have grounds for an appeal, but Hasan refuses to shave his beard, according to Stars & Stripes<\/a>; <\/p>\n

Hasan has grown the beard in violation of Army regulations, and Gross has not allowed him to stay in the courtroom, saying the beard is a disruption. However, the judge said he wants Hasan in the room during the the court-martial to prevent a possible appeal on the issue if he is convicted. He said Hasan would be forcibly shaved at some point before the trial if he didn’t shave the beard himself.<\/p>\n

Hasan’s attorneys have said he won’t shave because the beard is an expression of his Muslim faith. Hasan also has had a premonition that his death is imminent, his attorneys said.
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“He does not wish to die without a beard as he believes not having a beard is a sin,” one of Hasan’s attorneys wrote in his appeal to the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Armed Forces.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Funny but all of those years that he was going to school on the taxpayers’ dime, he didn’t think it was a sin. All of those years he wore a uniform it wasn’t a sin. Like I’ve said, if they need a volunteer, I’ll fly at my own expense to Fort Hood and shave his monkey ass myself, free of charge. Neither of us have working legs, so it’ll be an even match. Anyway, the judge says there won’t be anymore delays and the trial will begin on Monday, come Hell or high water.<\/p>\n

I don’t know how the Army thinks they can gather the collective testicular fortitude to put Hasan to death when they can’t even make him shave.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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