{"id":31545,"date":"2012-08-16T07:05:22","date_gmt":"2012-08-16T11:05:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=31545"},"modified":"2012-08-16T07:05:22","modified_gmt":"2012-08-16T11:05:22","slug":"fecal-four-day-the-fourth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=31545","title":{"rendered":"Fecal Four – Day the Fourth"},"content":{"rendered":"

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OK- So quick note on cheating. In the law there are two sets of illegalities, in the latin they are “Malum prohibitum” and “Malum in se.” The first is “wrong [as or because] prohibited” while the second means that the act is wrong or evil in itself. So the first is like speeding, and the second is hanging a guy from the outhouse by his genatalia because he wore a burnt orange tux to your wedding. Spamming the poll is the first. It’s not that big a deal, since the winner gets nothing. I actually found it funny, but please don’t do it. And this isn’t exclusively “Anonymous” because someone else also did it for Diliberto. <\/p>\n

So a quick note: dudes, this is just for fun. While the whole “Chicago Dead People Voting” and “Louisiana My Dog Voted Obama” is humorous, it adds time to my being able to tabulate the responses since I then need to download all the responses, sort by IP address, and then audit it. So if you could refrain, that would be great. Y’all are largely just evening each other out, and the race is close enough as it is. <\/p>\n

So, while I’m not mad, I’d just ask that you not do it, since when results come in every 10 seconds for an hour, I’m bright enough to notice a pattern!<\/p>\n

Nonetheless, we move on:<\/p>\n

Three Day Totals:<\/p>\n

SHARKEY: 62%
\nOLIVER: 38%<\/p>\n

DILIBERTO: 51%
\nMAILAHN: 49%<\/p>\n

As a reminder, each day you will be able to vote. The weekly VOTE total (not average of the percent) will win. The math is easier for me that way. So, vote 5 times, and on Friday I will add them all up.<\/p>\n

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5 Jonathan \u201cThe Cock Inhaler\u201d Sharkey<\/a> v.
\n15 Timothy \u201cDurango + Delta = Douchebag\u201d Oliver<\/a><\/p>\n

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2 Jake \u201cI rethunk whether I was in Astan\u201d Diliberto<\/a> v.
\n2 Ron \u201cGunny Driveway\u201d Mailahn<\/a><\/p>\n

Bios haven’t changed, so if you need them, click here.<\/a><\/p>\n

Come down off your throne and leave your body alone
\nSomebody must change
\n You are the reason I’ve been waiting so long
\n Somebody holds the key
\n Well, I’m near the end and I just ain’t got the time
\n And I’m wasted and I can’t find my way home<\/p>\n

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