{"id":31414,"date":"2012-08-09T08:14:57","date_gmt":"2012-08-09T12:14:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=31414"},"modified":"2012-08-09T08:17:05","modified_gmt":"2012-08-09T12:17:05","slug":"road-to-the-fecal-four-poe-v-mailahn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=31414","title":{"rendered":"Road to the Fecal Four: Poe v. Mailahn"},"content":{"rendered":"

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This week’s non-profit is Cooking With The Troops (CWTT). Cooking with the Troops is a 501(c)(3) charity that supports U.S. and Allied troops, their families, and caregivers worldwide. Our mission is to provide comfort, nutrition, and hope through four major programs: Food Events, Careers, Homefront Support and Frontline Support. Go and toss them a few Talents.<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

Who will be the last of our Fecal Four?<\/p>\n

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1 Tim \u201cStuttering Jackass\u201d Poe<\/a> v.
\n2 Ron \u201cGunny Driveway\u201d Mailahn<\/a><\/p>\n

POE<\/strong><\/p>\n

Tale of the Stolen Valor Tape:<\/strong> \u201cI had volunteered for a team to go out and clear buildings and help out with the wounded.\u00a0 There was a guy who come up with a rocket-propelled grenade. I saw it coming down, and by the time I turned and went to jump on top of my guys, I yelled `grenade\u2019 and the blast had hit me.\u201d And he developed a stutter<\/p>\n

Actual:<\/strong> MNNG: \u201cSgt. Poe\u2019s official military records do not indicate that he was injured by a grenade in combat while serving in Afghanistan in 2009, as he reports. The Minnesota National Guard can also confirm that he was not awarded the Purple Heart Medal for wounds sustained in combat.\u201d<\/p>\n

Intangibles:<\/strong> Cried on National TV.<\/p>\n

\u201cI don\u2019t feel like I\u2019ve lied. That\u2019s what\u2019s driving me crazy, because I truly thought things have happened to me. I\u2019m thinking, why have I for the last, over two years, believed things have happened to me and they might not have?\u201d<\/p>\n

Howard Stern:<\/p>\n

You could be the most f\u2014ed up liar on the planet, but you never lie about your military service.\u00a0 This lie is so wrong on so many levels. This really sickens me.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

When Howard Stern says you are the most effed up liar on the planet, you really have something special going on.<\/p>\n

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MAILAHN<\/strong><\/p>\n

Tale of the Stolen Valor Tape:<\/strong> The Youngest Sergeant Major in the history of the Marine Corps.\u00a0<\/p>\n

Actual: \u201c<\/strong>I admit I was not in the corps but I did serve in the army I said I was in the corps cause a lot of my friends that was made fun of the army I was wrong in doing so very wrong now that I admited to this please take my name off your web page and could u send this to the hell website and have them remove this off there site as well I just want to live my life this lie has caused me to lose jobs due to the fact it was on the web and I don\u2019t need to lose anymore job opperinitys u have my permission to post this on the site
\nRonad Mailahn Jr\u201d<\/p>\n

Yes, he really wrote that his name is Ronad.<\/p>\n

Intangibles:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Hog ties his girlfriend, and publishes the pictures.<\/a>\u00a0 <\/strong><\/p>\n

U can put me on all the websites u want that will be more money for me when I sue <\/em>
\nI sent this and the other website to my attorney<\/em>
\nJohn this is called harsment I will be sending this email and the site u posted my info on<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\u00a0Stole $9,000+ from a girl softball league.<\/em><\/p>\n

I literally can\u2019t do this guy justice, so you should go read the entire thread, but seriously, set aside at least an hour and some Excedrin.\u00a0\u00a0 But my personal favorite was this passage<\/a> ostensibly from his hog-tied honey, Jenny:<\/p>\n

\u00a0Cause of you prople Ron tried to kiill himself.<\/p>\n

Why can u peple just leave him alone? I love him and I don\u2019t care what he is.Ass long as I am with him. Yes he is tough but this just put him over the edge.Please leave my Boyfriend alone .and like I said how u are all happy with yourself.
\nJenny<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Jenny adds:<\/p>\n

How could u people be so cold a man tried to end his life last night and all u can do is make jokes? Don\u2019t u have any compassion? You all say bad things about him u don\u2019t even know him. he is warm loving carrying man who I love with all my heart enough is enough now. You brought his personal info to this not bad end people called with death threats one of the reasons he did what he did last night. Let me ask you all this have u never made a mistake? Well if you have no u be the first ones to cast that stone.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Jenny then dumped his ass, and he started dating Diana (her sideboob pics here<\/a>.)<\/p>\n

Ron\u2019s Facebook page is still up<\/a>, and includes pictures of Michael Vick, Jean Luc Picard and Jack Bauer.<\/p>\n

I came into this world as a reject
\nLook into these eyes
\nThen you’ll see the size of these flames
\nDwellin on the past
\nIts burnin’ up my brain
\nEveryone that burns has to learn from the pain<\/p>\n

Nookie for everyone who votes….<\/p>\n

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