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Who will be the third of our Fecal Four?<\/p>\n

As an aside:\u00a0 This one exemplifies the differences in voting, and I sort of expect some heated exchanges in the comments, so I wanted to put in a brief statement if you will allow me.\u00a0 This isn\u2019t to alter how anyone votes, because I honestly don\u2019t care.\u00a0 We have here two guys from the different fields of Stolen Valor.\u00a0 I\u2019ve in the past considered advising principles on how to vote, and immediately abandoned it, because this is in essence a personal decision.\u00a0 Wilson and Diliberto are both wretched people for different reasons.\u00a0 Some will find Wilson the more worthy recipient because he\u2019s just so jacked up.\u00a0 Others will vote Diliberto on the theory he does more damage to actual veterans.\u00a0 Vote however you wish, but bear in mind that the idea here is two-fold: to have some fun, and expose how widespread a problem this actually is.\u00a0 Let\u2019s not get too heated about folks who vote under either theory, remember, the \u201cwinner\u201d doesn\u2019t actually get anything.<\/em><\/p>\n

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8 Mike \u201cGoth Special Forces\u201d Wilson<\/a> v.
\n2 Jake \u201cI rethunk whether I was in Astan\u201d Diliberto<\/a><\/p>\n

WILSON<\/strong><\/p>\n

Tale of the Stolen Valor Tape:<\/strong> 2LT wearing the electric strawberry patch but who was also secretely SF:\u00a0 \u201cClassified \u00b7 2006 to 2012 \u00b7 Needles, California- I can’t talk about my job discription. All I can say is that I was special forces.\u201d<\/p>\n

Actual:<\/strong> UNKNOWN, but apparently simultaneous to the military service, he was also \u201cGoth To The MAX!<\/a>\u201d per his photo album of the same name.<\/p>\n

Intangibles:<\/strong> Wilson nods to his ancient ancestors through his use of eyeliner.\u00a0 Although it subjects him to the constant approbation of his peers who reject him as a \u201cNancy boy who looks utterly douchetastic\u201d and \u201cYou look like the midget version of the bad guy in that movie 300\u201d and \u201cDude, you look like a total phag\u201d I think clearly he was paying homage to his Egyptian ancestors.<\/p>\n

According to a history of eyeliner<\/a>:<\/p>\n

A prominent characteristic of the Egyptian fa\u00e7ade for both men and women was the heavily lined eye. Ancient Egyptians used kohl eyeliners produced with a variety of materials including lead, copper ore and antimony, a toxic metallic element. The elements were ground into a paste and applied with rounded sticks of wood, bronze, or glass created for the purpose. Kohl pots were common and used to crush and serve as cosmetic containers for the eye makeup.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Wilson is also a Goth.\u00a0 While Got chicks can be hot (c.f. chick from NCIS and Rose McGowan in a chain mail bikini) the paradox is that Goth dudes have no shot with them, because they are losers.<\/p>\n

As Baudelaire noted in his preface to Flowers of Evil:<\/p>\n

It is Boredom! \u2014 an eye brimming with an involuntary tear,
\nHe dreams of the gallows while smoking his water-pipe.
\nYou know him, reader, this fragile monster,
\nHypocrite reader,\u2014my twin,\u2014my brother!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I would posit he is fragile from compulsive masturbation, and the realization that he\u2019s a disappointment to his parents and his twin, who probably whipped his ass repeatedly when they were kids.<\/p>\n

Regardless, if this dude is SF, then Jonn is actually Gabby Douglas.<\/p>\n

DILIBERTO<\/strong><\/p>\n

Tale of the Stolen Valor Tape:<\/strong> US Marine with service in Iraq and Afghanistan.\u00a0 A political scientist and Christian Theologian, Diliberto is also the cofounder of Veterans for Rethinking Afghanistan.<\/p>\n

Actual:<\/strong> Proverbs 19:9, “A false witness shall not be unpunished, and he that speaketh lies shall perish.”<\/p>\n

Yeah, not so much on his claims.\u00a0 Christian Theologian Diliberto never made it into either Iraq or Afghanistan.\u00a0<\/p>\n

The unit deployed immediately after 9-11 by ship. his leaders put him on duty in the kitchen of the ship where he intentionally lanced his hand to get out of working there. When they got to Pakistan prior to their deployment into Afghanistan, Diliberto locked and loaded his weapon and threatened his corporal which resulted in the unit giving him another NJP action and included a bust to Private. His unit went on to Afghanistan while Diliberto went back to working in the ship\u2019s kitchen.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Intangibles:<\/strong> Nothing pisses me off like a turd like Diliberto claiming refuge in the Christian faith.\u00a0 Seriously.\u00a0 Granted a cornerstone is redemption, grace etc, but Diliberto would first have to actually atone for his mistakes, not just compound and obfuscate them.\u00a0 Take for example this comment left by someone from his unit.\u00a0 Now, granted it is hearsay.\u00a0 But assume that this was about you, and that you were a divinity student, wouldn\u2019t you come out and address it?<\/p>\n

in reference to the altercation he was involved in inside the barracks, he was bullying a smaller older marine, and when someone his size came calling, it got ugly. He got his ass whooped like the punk he his. he\u2019s a liar, i was actually decent to him, more so than he ever deserved, because i thought i could turn him into a decent marine. His ego and his bs are too much. he can\u2019t be helped. it\u2019s a real tragedy that a news station would put this moron on alongside people who create and change military strategy. he isn\u2019t a combat vet. If larry king ever does a special on midnight firewatch, or njp, that would be the only good time to have this idiot on.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Does that strike you as the kind of person you would want representing either a religious persuasion or a movement?<\/p>\n

Revelation 21:8, “\u2026and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone:”<\/p>\n

Sometimes I give myself the creeps
\nSometimes my mind plays tricks on me
\nIt all keeps adding up, I think I’m cracking up
\nAm I just paranoid?\u00a0 Now I\u2019ll go vote.<\/p>\n

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