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Justice Ginsburg Regional:<\/strong>
\nFatty McQuartermillion Pounder def. Sensei John 64.4 – 35.6
\nOliver def. Tillson (farewell to boobies) 52.3 – 47.7<\/p>\n

Justice Sotomayor Regional:<\/strong>
\nWilson def. Creekmur 71.5 – 28.5
\nDiliberto def. Vaughn 57.4 – 42.6<\/p>\n

Chief Justice Roberts Regional:<\/strong>
\nStuttering Poe def. Brockbrader 72.6 – 27.4
\nGunny Highway Mailahn def. Clumpner (IVAW is out) 62.8 – 37.2<\/p>\n

Next week we vote for the Final Four.<\/p>\n

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For the Wittgenfeldian Truthers:<\/p>\n

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