{"id":31238,"date":"2012-08-03T11:57:50","date_gmt":"2012-08-03T15:57:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=31238"},"modified":"2012-08-03T12:13:21","modified_gmt":"2012-08-03T16:13:21","slug":"final-8-of-the-2012-ballduster-mcsoulpatch-stolen-valor-tournament","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=31238","title":{"rendered":"Final 8 of the 2012 Ballduster McSoulpatch Stolen Valor Tournament"},"content":{"rendered":"

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOUR NOT SO GREAT EIGHT!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Justice Kennedy Regional:<\/strong>
\nSharkey def. Wittgenfeld (thank you Jesus) 51.7 – 48.3
\nTruitt def. Comacho 56.8 – 43.2<\/p>\n

Justice Ginsburg Regional:<\/strong>
\nFatty McQuartermillion Pounder def. Sensei John 64.4 – 35.6
\nOliver def. Tillson (farewell to boobies) 52.3 – 47.7<\/p>\n

Justice Sotomayor Regional:<\/strong>
\nWilson def. Creekmur 71.5 – 28.5
\nDiliberto def. Vaughn 57.4 – 42.6<\/p>\n

Chief Justice Roberts Regional:<\/strong>
\nStuttering Poe def. Brockbrader 72.6 – 27.4
\nGunny Highway Mailahn def. Clumpner (IVAW is out) 62.8 – 37.2<\/p>\n

Next week we vote for the Final Four.<\/p>\n

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For the Wittgenfeldian Truthers:<\/p>\n

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