{"id":31185,"date":"2012-07-31T09:36:21","date_gmt":"2012-07-31T13:36:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=31185"},"modified":"2012-07-31T09:57:15","modified_gmt":"2012-07-31T13:57:15","slug":"tuesdays-with-claymore-65","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=31185","title":{"rendered":"Tuesdays with Claymore"},"content":{"rendered":"

Getting drafty in here.<\/a> <\/p>\n

English…do you speak it?<\/a> <\/p>\n

Hey, I’m headed to get a chicken sandwich, you homos want anything?<\/a> <\/p>\n

Getting my fill of ‘fil-a.<\/a> <\/p>\n

Cock-a-doodle-doo!<\/a> <\/p>\n

The Boob Of New York <\/a> <\/p>\n

…not just a river in Egypt. <\/a> <\/p>\n

50 shades of stupid.<\/a> <\/p>\n

If you joined the service, you just wanted to murder people. <\/a><\/p>\n

Naval comrades. <\/a> <\/p>\n

I have to admit…I’m sort of perplexed by this as well. <\/a> <\/p>\n

…yeah, for a wookie. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Using the Euro work model to justify being a lazy piece of shit.<\/a> <\/p>\n

Neo-Nazi biker gang? Sounds like a great movie to me. <\/a> <\/p>\n

You can’t spend yourself into prosperity, DUmbass. <\/a> <\/p>\n

The right to bare ignorance. <\/a><\/p>\n

…and if unicorns were real, you’d all be a bunch of fairies. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Not really charity, if the government didn’t do it.<\/a> <\/p>\n

Color me surprised. Wait…was that racist?<\/a> <\/p>\n

Socialist\/leftist Euro shitbags don’t like it when people steal their music? Wow…whodathunkit? <\/a><\/p>\n

Clearly Romney can’t compete with Obama’s global dominance in this area. <\/a> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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