{"id":31088,"date":"2012-07-26T10:06:37","date_gmt":"2012-07-26T14:06:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=31088"},"modified":"2012-07-26T10:12:13","modified_gmt":"2012-07-26T14:12:13","slug":"chief-justice-roberts-regional-round-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=31088","title":{"rendered":"Chief Justice Roberts Regional – Round 2"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Support Defenders of Freedom:<\/strong> Lost in the debacle that was the Tim Poe affair is the fact that he actually did serve honorably in Afghanistan, and really was injured there. The stories after that were his and only his. But Defenders of Freedom should not bear the fault for Poe expanding on his record, and they won\u2019t again. This week I will be honoring DoF, starting off with a meager $10 to help their mission. DoF sends support boxes to our men and women in uniform, support wounded Soldiers with emergency financial assistance, supports the families of wounded Soldiers and support the USO at DFW Airport (which helped at least one blogger get married.) So, I hope you will join me and give them a few dollars. Don\u2019t let the fakers define who we are.<\/a><\/p>\n

CHIEF JUSTICE ROBERTS REGIONAL<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Last day of voting to see who makes the Sour Sixteen!<\/p>\n

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1 Tim \u201cStuttering Jackass\u201d Poe<\/a> v.
\n8 Alex \u201cSubway Sandwich Shop Commando\u201d Popovic<\/a><\/p>\n

POE:<\/strong>\u00a0 Dude cried on TV more than when Kristen Stewart got caught boning a director and had to admit to her Twi-tards that she cheated on her werewolf.\u00a0 The guy that did the \u201cLeave Brittney Alone!\u201d video wrote me and said \u201cThat dude looks like the biggest sissy in history.\u201d\u00a0 I can just imagine the increased flow of Estrogen if he takes home the win in the Stolen Valor Tournament.\u00a0 One small step for Poe, one giant leap for stuttering jackasskind.<\/p>\n

POPOVIC:<\/strong> Anyone tried this new avocado sandwich thing they have going on at Subway?\u00a0 That was all Popovic\u2019s idea, in consultation with the President, the NSA, NSC, FBI, CIA, and Jared.\u00a0 If you showed up and he was wearing that mandress though, would any of you actually eat the $5 footlong that this moron made?<\/p>\n

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\n12 Ayush \u201cMajor in the Navy SEALs\u201d Arora<\/a> v.<\/p>\n

4 Bill \u201cPsychic SEAL\u201d Brockbrader<\/a><\/p>\n

ARORA:<\/strong>\u00a0 A Major in the Navy SEALs who rescued hostages in Columbia.<\/p>\n

BROCKBRADER:<\/strong> A psychic with the Navy SEALs trained at Area 51 by an extra testicle brought back on the Space Shuttle Columbia.<\/p>\n

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3 Graham \u201cIVAW Ranger Brigade\u201d Clumpner<\/a> v.
\n6 Fermijon \u201cMaggots and Rice\u201d Marrero<\/a><\/p>\n

CLUMPNER:<\/strong> The pride of IVAW everywhere, Clumpner stated in one interview: \u201cWe\u2019d go into people\u2019s houses and go through literally all of their things, open up every single drawer and dump stuff on the ground, push things over, kick things over, and \u2026 make absolutely no effort to apologize, or pay people, or explain.\u00a0 That process, for me, was the most traumatizing.\u201d\u00a0 Poor leadership right there.\u00a0 Why not just explain what you are doing and apologize if need be?\u00a0 That\u2019s what we did.\u00a0 Worked fairly well, you just say \u201cHey dude, gotta do this, will try to limit the damage.\u201d\u00a0 Although, we destroyed children\u2019s teeth and mother\u2019s patience by loading kids down with sugar, so what do I know?<\/p>\n

MARRERO:<\/strong> None of you bastards helped me find where to get good maggots.\u00a0 I\u2019m still confused why he was fed the maggots in an ashtray.\u00a0 I\u2019ve never noted a prolific use of ashtray\u2019s in war zones.\u00a0 Did they get them surplus or something?\u00a0 And if he was so exhausted from the lack of food, how did he run all the way to Laos?\u00a0 See, these are the questions that plague me.<\/p>\n

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7 Melanie Evalena \u201cMeth made me ugly\u201d Gutermuth<\/a> v.
\n2 Ron \u201cGunny Driveway\u201d Mailahn<\/a><\/p>\n

GUTERMUTH:<\/strong> Ah, sweet follicly challenged Melanie.\u00a0 Her forehead in this picture<\/a> looks like it has enough room to paint a mural of Azeroth on it. \u00a0She should go to Wes Welker\u2019s hair guy.\u00a0 But, she is some weapons grade crazy awesomesauce, so she\u2019s always fun.<\/p>\n

MAILAHN:<\/strong>\u00a0 I was just revisiting his apology last night: \u201cI admit I was not in the corps but I did serve in the army I said I was in the corps cause a lot of my friends that was made fun of the army I was wrong in doing so very wrong now that I admited to this please take my name off your web page and could u send this to the hell website and have them remove this off there site as well I just want to live my life this lie has caused me to lose jobs due to the fact it was on the web and I don\u2019t need to lose anymore job opperinitys u have my permission to post this on the site Ronad Mailahn Jr\u201d\u00a0 Dude, can I buy a punctuation of any kind?\u00a0 I like that we are \u201cthe hell website\u201d.\u00a0 I guess than makes me Beelzebub, and Jonn Cerberus?<\/p>\n

In the time of Chimpanzees I was a monkey, later I got crazy with the Cheez Whiz.\u00a0 Now go vote.<\/p>\n

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