{"id":31055,"date":"2012-07-25T09:19:48","date_gmt":"2012-07-25T13:19:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=31055"},"modified":"2012-07-25T14:51:25","modified_gmt":"2012-07-25T18:51:25","slug":"justice-sotomayor-regional-round-two","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=31055","title":{"rendered":"Justice Sotomayor Regional – Round Two"},"content":{"rendered":"

Quick Update: As of 1450 hours, the 1 v. 8 matchup is EXACTLY TIED. So if you have a favorite, start hitting your email to round up votes.<\/p>\n

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Support Defenders of Freedom:<\/strong> Lost in the debacle that was the Tim Poe affair is the fact that he actually did serve honorably in Afghanistan, and really was injured there. The stories after that were his and only his. But Defenders of Freedom should not bear the fault for Poe expanding on his record, and they won\u2019t again. This week I will be honoring DoF, starting off with a meager $10 to help their mission. DoF sends support boxes to our men and women in uniform, support wounded Soldiers with emergency financial assistance, supports the families of wounded Soldiers and support the USO at DFW Airport (which helped at least one blogger get married.) So, I hope you will join me and give them a few dollars. Don\u2019t let the fakers define who we are.<\/a><\/p>\n

JUSTICE SOTOMAYOR REGIONAL<\/strong>
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So, without further ado, here we go, which of these 8 will be the 4 to advance to the unSweet Sixteen?<\/p>\n

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1 Gregory John \u201cTrident and trim\u201d Schaffer<\/a> v.
\n8 Mike \u201cGoth Special Forces\u201d Wilson<\/a><\/p>\n

SCHAFFER:<\/strong> You might remember Schaffer from the classic \u201cI contracted for sex with Bar Rafaeli and ended up with Betty White\u201d debacle. Not that I\u2019m in any way implying that dirty dirty Betty isn\u2019t a monster in the sack, but probably less so than Schaffer\u2019s current cellmate in prison. Which is good, because this dirtbag deserves every pounding the Queens can give him at Shawshank.<\/p>\n

WILSON:<\/strong> I have to admit, I like this guy\u2019s power move. He\u2019s sort of saying \u201csure, I listen to cutter music (Morrissey, The Smiths) and wear eyeliner, but that doesn\u2019t mean I can\u2019t throw on an Army uniform with the tape on the wrong side.\u201d Just a power move. Like taking a ham sandwich to a pig roast, or a date to the Playboy mansion. Dare I say it, I like the cut of this man\u2019s jib! And his eyeliner by Mabeline.
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5 Brian Leonard \u201cT-Shirts and Tattoos make you a SEAL\u201d Creekmur<\/a> v.
\n4 Jackie Lee \u201cWhat\u2019s a forged DD214 between friends\u201d Climer<\/a><\/p>\n

CREEKMUR:<\/strong> I still find this guy\u2019s look a bit unsettling, largely because I can\u2019t decide if he looks like he just came out of a bottle and is here to grant me three wishes, or if his angry visage should emblazon a plastic bottle for some cleaning product. He started his SEAL thing to pick up a chick, and ended using it for other fraud, which is just another form of free speech, right?<\/p>\n

CLIMER:<\/strong> Still an A-hole.<\/p>\n

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\u00a014 Daron \u201cburned my 3 year olds butt\u201d Soard<\/a> v.
\n11 Robert \u201c72 medals and a dump truck to carry them\u201d Vaughn<\/a><\/p>\n

SOARD:<\/strong> This guy is clearly a crowd favorite, but I don\u2019t really get his story. POW Network links to his Facebook, which is still up. He still has some of the crap up there, like some dopey quote he attributes to his time at RTB. Which RTB says he was never at. He also apparently is not with his wife anymore, but is instead with some other chick who had pictures on Facebook with her with a black eye. I have no clue what is going on with this dude, but he seems like bad news.<\/p>\n

VAUGHN:<\/strong> Soup Sandwich\u2019s Great Uncle, Vaughn cracks me up every time I look at him. There\u2019s so much going on in this picture I feel like I am having an epileptic seizure. I know it is a small detail, but I think what I like most is the green epaulette things that show he is in command. Apparently he\u2019s not in command of any shaving implements. Then again, if I dressed like him, I\u2019d hope I slipped and cut my throat with a Bic disposable.<\/p>\n

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7 Carl John \u201cHero of Every Pacific Battle of WWII\u201d Pequignot<\/a> v.
\n2 Jake \u201cI rethunk whether I was in Astan\u201d Diliberto<\/a><\/p>\n

PEQUIGNOT:<\/strong> I actually called Pequignot last week to get his side of the story, and it was rather sad. \u201cGrew up together, Two kids in the park, Carved our initials, Deep in the bark, Me and Alice. Now she walks through the door, With her head held high, Just for a moment, I caught her eye, As a big limousine pulled slowly Out of Alice’s drive. Oh, I don’t know why she’s leaving, Or where she’s gonna go, I guess she’s got her reasons, But I just don’t want to know, ‘Cos for twenty-four years I’ve been living next door to Alice.\u201d<\/p>\n

DILIBERTO:<\/strong> Who the F*** is Alice?<\/p>\n

You and me ain’t nuthin but Mammals, so let’s vote like they do on the History Channel….<\/p>\n

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