{"id":30982,"date":"2012-07-23T08:32:59","date_gmt":"2012-07-23T12:32:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=30982"},"modified":"2012-07-23T08:32:59","modified_gmt":"2012-07-23T12:32:59","slug":"justice-kennedy-regional-round-two","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=30982","title":{"rendered":"Justice Kennedy Regional – Round Two"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Support Defenders of Freedom:<\/strong>\u00a0 Lost in the debacle that was the Tim Poe affair is the fact that he actually did serve honorably in Afghanistan, and really was injured there.\u00a0 The stories after that were his and only his.\u00a0 But Defenders of Freedom should not bear the fault for Poe expanding on his record, and they won\u2019t again.\u00a0 This week I will be honoring DoF, starting off with a meager $10 to help their mission.\u00a0 DoF sends support boxes to our men and women in uniform, support wounded Soldiers with emergency financial assistance, supports the families of wounded Soldiers and support the USO at DFW Airport (which helped at least one blogger get married.)\u00a0 So, I hope you will join me and give them a few dollars.<\/a>\u00a0 Don\u2019t let the fakers define who we are.<\/p>\n

JUSTICE KENNEDY REGIONAL<\/strong>
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Now, a slight change.\u00a0 We are about to open up Round Two of the Tourney.\u00a0 Just as last week, I will be running one bracket each day.\u00a0 The winners of each match will advance to the unSweet Sixteen, which will start next week.\u00a0 So, there will be 4 competitions each day, so make sure you come back and vote.\u00a0 \u00a0For the original links, click the name.\u00a0 To read what I wrote about these guys last week, head to that Regional by clicking HERE<\/a>.<\/p>\n

We begin with the Justice Kennedy bracket:
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\n1 Dallas \u201cFlying Assclown\u201d Wittgenfeld<\/a> v.
\n9 Thomas \u201cRolling Thunder Jackass\u201d Lowry<\/a><\/p>\n

WITTGENFELD:\u00a0<\/strong> Just a wonderful human being all around.\u00a0 Hero, role-model, man of the people.\u00a0 Also a racist (\u201cremember what happened to the n***** in the hoody<\/a>\u201d), ladies-man (\u201cI get plenty of pussy by the way\u2026. I have a stable full<\/a>\u201d) and scofflaw (\u201cDallas George Wittgenfeld \u2018Thunder Chicken\u2019 was arrested for flying while intoxicated\u2026\u201d)<\/p>\n

LOWRY:<\/strong>\u00a0 Likes to fake horrific injuries, doesn\u2019t fool the men who served with him and showed up in droves to ridicule him.\u00a0 Apparently thinks he is Dr. Sam Becket: Trapped in the past, Lowry finds himself leaping from life to life, putting things right that once went wrong, and hoping each time that his next leap will be back to when he wasn\u2019t even in the unit, to steal the valor of a brother we lost.\u00a0 (I double dog dare you to show up at next year\u2019s Rolling Thunder in your costume.)<\/p>\n

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5 Jonathan \u201cThe Cock Inhaler\u201d Sharkey<\/a> v.
\n4 Larry \u201cThe Round Marine\u201d Gugle<\/a><\/p>\n

SHARKEY:<\/strong> No need to wonder what the offspring of Guy Fawlkes and Ron Jeremy would look like anymore. Most recently Sharkey attributed his fame to This Ain\u2019t Hell:\u00a0 \u201cDo you not realize, the more you talk about me on yours sites, the better it is for my Hollywood rankings? I say shit at times, just so your little morons\u00a0will talk about me, and raise my rankings. Oldest trip [sic] in the book. Like I said in one interview – your hatred of me will make me famous and it has. Now I’m getting booked on mainstream shows like The Travel Channel. And I went from an overweight fat beached whale looking bitch, to be having a 30 inch waist and 19 inch biceps.\u201d\u00a0 \u00a0New Motto: TAH, helping insane vampire wrestler Presidential candidates get famous on the Travel Channel since 2011.<\/p>\n

GUGLE:<\/strong> In the contest of two obese Marines, Guggle proved to be the bigger man.\u00a0 Technically I guess other dude was fatter, but you get the idea.\u00a0 Old Master Guns here was outed by Microfiche files that showed he was not in the unit he claimed (1\/9 USMC) he was with them.\u00a0 In fact, despite 7 overseas bars, dude never served overseas.<\/p>\n

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\n3 Jason \u201cPrison SEAL\u201d Truitt<\/a> v.
\n11 Ronnie Glenn \u201cWheelchair Security Guard\u201d Eddings<\/a><\/p>\n

TRUITT:<\/strong> Invented history as a Navy SEAL who had been a POW in Afghanistan and wounded countless times, and all he got was a free hunting trip and a Weatherby rifle.\u00a0 \u201cWhat\u2019s the hardest thing about being in the military, people ask me. I simply tell them, coming home. You go through all of these Christmas\u2019s sitting in a foxhole and getting mortared, and people are back home eggnoggin\u2019 by the fire,\u201d he said. \u201cI\u2019ve come to hate the holidays. Every year I have some kind of breakdown around the holidays.\u201d\u00a0 I hope Santa bringing you a sock filled with batteries, and his litter helpers beat you with it before Blitzen drives his antlers in your arse.<\/p>\n

EDDINGS:<\/strong> I wonder if the guide dog knows what an A-Hole his owner is?\u00a0 Got 100% from the VA for 16 years, from 1994-2010.\u00a0 A) that was my money you were stealing, and B) that money should have gone to one of my brothers or sisters who was really injured.\u00a0 Hope he has the biggest angriest cellmate in the prison.\u00a0 Preferably the 3rd<\/sup> most dangerous man in the world that whipped Burrell\u2019s ass.<\/p>\n

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7 Kyle \u201cDunking Bird\u201d Barwan<\/a> v.
\n2 Brian \u201cWounded Mind\u201d Camacho<\/a><\/p>\n

BARWAN:<\/strong> \u00a0Classification: Animalia, Chordata, Mammalia, Xenarthra, Pilosa, of the suborder Vermilingua, Barwaneses Beak Ridiculouso.\u00a0 Barwan: \u201cimpersonating a U.S. Army Warrant Officer with Special Forces for monetary gain. Barwan would ask individuals for money, stating he was being deployed and was having financial problems.\u201d\u00a0 I\u2019m guessing none of the funds went towards a rhinoplasty.\u00a0<\/p>\n

\u00a0COMACHO (real name Brian Khan):<\/strong> I just watched his idiotic video, and it was painful.\u00a0 Luckily the guys at F\u2019n Boot<\/a> didn\u2019t buy into lines like \u201cI lost too many friends to count\u201d and got the Marine Corps Times to look into it.\u00a0 According to \u201cCamacho\u2019s\u201d brother, his real name is Brian Khan and\u00a0 \u201caccording to Brian Khan\u2019s brother, Ian Khan, the 45-year-old has never served in the military.\u00a0 \u201cMy brother\u2019s a fraud. He\u2019s obsessed with the Marine Corps but he never went in,\u201d Ian Khan said in a phone interview.\u201d\u00a0 Well, I\u2019m obsessed with Lord of the Rings, I never claimed to be Aragorn, the true king of the North and Gondor.<\/p>\n

Go forth and vote:<\/p>\n

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