{"id":30949,"date":"2012-07-20T08:40:21","date_gmt":"2012-07-20T12:40:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=30949"},"modified":"2012-07-20T08:40:21","modified_gmt":"2012-07-20T12:40:21","slug":"full-bird-sniper-on-facebook","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=30949","title":{"rendered":"Full bird sniper on Facebook"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yeah, this one is too easy. Someone calling themselves <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/Michael.SF.Colonel.Martin\">M. Martin<\/a> is claiming to be a full bird colonel, according to a link that Jeffrey dropped off in our fan page;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/Full-bird-sniper.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-30950\" title=\"Full bird sniper\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/Full-bird-sniper-1024x301.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"146\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/Full-bird-sniper-1024x301.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/Full-bird-sniper-300x88.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/Full-bird-sniper.jpg 1119w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Because we don&#8217;t pay colonels so much that they still have to earn it by strapping on a ghillie suit and crawl around in the mud with their rifle. Apparently, the phonies have just stopped trying.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yeah, this one is too easy. Someone calling themselves M. Martin is claiming to be a &hellip; <a title=\"Full bird sniper on Facebook\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=30949\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Full bird sniper on Facebook<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30949","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-phony-soldiers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30949","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=30949"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30949\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=30949"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=30949"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=30949"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}