{"id":30916,"date":"2012-07-19T09:35:37","date_gmt":"2012-07-19T13:35:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=30916"},"modified":"2012-07-19T09:37:11","modified_gmt":"2012-07-19T13:37:11","slug":"tito-rodriguez-facebook-hero","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=30916","title":{"rendered":"Tito Rodriguez; Facebook Hero"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Several of you sent us this link to this elaborate ruse who calls himself Tito Rodriguez<\/a> and claims he’s in Somalia running operations, and he takes a lot of casualties. Luckily he had Facebook to get debriefed on by the people running his ops. And apparently Richard “Dick” Johnson (yeah that’s a name) only communicates with Tito;<\/p>\n

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Mr. Big Dick the Johnson isn’t the only one who only talks to Tito on Facebook;<\/p>\n

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Apparently, chicks don’t care if you’re an ugly, fat turd, cuz killing skinnies by the bucketloads is sexy…it makes a hood rat downright irresistible.<\/p>\n

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Apparently, speaking a lot of languages is important in Tito’s world. He speaks seven and all of his “friends’ speak at least five each – I wonder how they can all talk what with so many languages between them. And of course, Tito has a Silver Star on his cover photo. I mean, how can you be a hero without one?<\/p>\n

And you know, giving your Facebook friends classified information about your patrols in a country where we’re not supposed to have troops is imperative to fighting the information war.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Several of you sent us this link to this elaborate ruse who calls himself Tito Rodriguez … Tito Rodriguez; Facebook Hero<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30916","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-phony-soldiers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30916","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=30916"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30916\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=30916"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=30916"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=30916"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}