{"id":30686,"date":"2012-07-09T08:01:07","date_gmt":"2012-07-09T12:01:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=30686"},"modified":"2012-07-10T10:16:30","modified_gmt":"2012-07-10T14:16:30","slug":"ballduster-mcsoulpatch-memorial-stolen-valor-tournament-bracket","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=30686","title":{"rendered":"Ballduster McSoulpatch Memorial Stolen Valor Tournament Bracket"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Well, here it is.<\/p>\n

Note that in the Final Four, the Kennedy and Ginsburg bracket “winners” will pair off with the winner going to the National Chumpionship, with the Roberts and Sotomayor bracket “winners” competing likewise.<\/p>\n

For those curious, the last four out were:<\/p>\n

Dominic \u201cBlue Neck Gator\u201d Gallegos
\nShedrick \u201cHomeless SEAL\u201d Burgess
\nMark Seymour \u201cWookin fa nub with a falsified ID card\u201d David
\nAnthony \u201cThe Saginaw Forrest Gump\u201d Vanderhoof<\/p>\n

And now…..the brackets:<\/p>\n

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The JUSTICE KENNEDY REGIONAL:<\/p>\n

1 Dallas \u201cFlying Assclown\u201d Wittgenfeld<\/a> v.
\n16 Joseph \u201cWho wouldn\u2019t go AWOL from Jersey\u201d Coyle<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

8 Gary \u201cThe man loves a parade\u201d Spors<\/a> v.
\n9 Thomas \u201cRolling Thunder Jackass\u201d Lowry<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

5 Jonathan \u201cThe Cock Inhaler\u201d Sharkey<\/a> v.
\n12 Bob \u201cBolivian Field Mouse\u201d Duft<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

4 Larry \u201cThe Round Marine\u201d Gugle<\/a> v.
\n13 Michael \u201c8 tons of frijoles\u201d Frisoli<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

3 Jason \u201cPrison SEAL\u201d Truitt<\/a> v.
\n14 Thomas \u201cColonel, Lawyer, Minister, CEO, Phony\u201d Hughes<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

6 Derek Kent \u201cX-acto knife Recon\u201d Rose<\/a> v.
\n11 Ronnie Glenn \u201cWheelchair Security Guard\u201d Eddings<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

7\u00a0Kyle \u201cDunking Bird\u201d Barwan<\/a> v.
\n10 Myron \u201cFanciful Coot\u201d Brown<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

2 Brian \u201cWounded Mind\u201d Camacho<\/a> v.
\n15 Armando \u201cCabana Boy\u201d Codoba<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

The JUSTICE ROBERTS REGIONAL:<\/p>\n

1 Tim \u201cStuttering Jackass\u201d Poe<\/a> v.
\n16 Jorge \u201cColumbian Medal of Valor Recipient\u201d Cruz<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

8 Alex \u201cSubway Sandwich Shop Commando\u201d Popovic<\/a> v.
\n9 Derek \u201cMutant Strain of GWS\u201d Walls<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

5 James \u201cJumpmaster Noflash\u201d Bryan<\/a> v.
\n12 Ayush \u201cMajor in the Navy SEALs\u201d Arora<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

4 Bill \u201cPsychic SEAL\u201d Brockbrader<\/a> v.
\n13 Larry \u201cCambodian Drummerboy\u201d Marquez<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

3 Graham \u201cIVAW Ranger Brigade\u201d Crumpner<\/a> v.
\n14 Stephen Frank Cio \u201cThe Fourth most dangerous NDSM recipient in the world\u201d Burrel<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

6 Fermijon \u201cMaggots and Rice\u201d Marrero<\/a> v.
\n11 David \u201cToys and Total asshats\u201d Lebrun<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

7 Melanie Evalena \u201cMeth made me ugly\u201d Gutermuth<\/a> v.
\n10 Angel \u201cSnagletoothed Douchasaurus\u201d Ocasio<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

2 Ron \u201cGunny Driveway\u201d Mailahn<\/a> v.
\n15 Matthew \u201cThe Tattooed Phony\u201d Beck<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

The JUSTICE SOTOMAYOR REGIONAL:<\/p>\n

1 Gregory John \u201cTrident and trim\u201d Schaffer<\/a> v.
\n16 Nathan \u201cupside down ribbons\u201d Seal<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

8 Mike \u201cGoth Special Forces\u201d Wilson<\/a> v.
\n9 Eliut \u201cMitigational Fiction\u201d Lopez-Enriquez<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

5 Brian Leonard \u201cT-Shirts and Tattoos make you a SEAL\u201d Creekmur<\/a> v.
\n12 Ronald P. \u201cThe Jawa\u201d Arlt<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

4 Jackie Lee \u201cWhat\u2019s a forged DD214 between friends\u201d Climer<\/a> v.
\n13 Mike \u201cSecret Squirrel\u201d Zinna<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

3 Gregory \u201cSlats the Euro-weenie Marine\u201d Leveau<\/a> v.
\n14 Daron \u201cburned my 3 year olds butt\u201d Soard<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

6 James \u201cEffects Linger\u201d Dahan<\/a> v.
\n11 Robert \u201c72 medals and a dump truck to carry them\u201d Vaughn<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

7 Carl John \u201cHero of Every Pacific Battle of WWII\u201d Pequignot<\/a> v.
\n10 Joe T. \u201cthe T is for Theft by Deception\u201d Joseph<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

2 Jake \u201cI rethunk whether I was in Astan\u201d Diliberto<\/a> v.
\n15 Darrel \u201cInfidel Sniper\u201d Tracht<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

The JUSTICE GINSBURG REGIONAL<\/p>\n

1 Herbert \u201cCav Secret Squirrel\u201d Williamson<\/a> v.
\n16 Fatty McQuartermillion Pounder<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

8 Paul \u201cPTSD Counselor\u201d Schroeder<\/a> v.
\n9 Asleigh \u201cShrapnel slit my throat\u201d Martel<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

5 Jacob \u201cread my plates bitch!\u201d Cruze<\/a> v.
\n12 Albert \u201cSensei Dick Munch\u201d John<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

4 Dave \u201cTiger Hunter\u201d Groves<\/a> v.
\n13 Micaiah \u201cMarine Terrorizer of OWS\u201d Dutt<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

3 Paul \u201cPrince Chumming\u201d Tillson<\/a> v.
\n14 Brian \u201cPound me in the ass Prison Bitch\u201d Culp<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

6 Ken \u201cTri-recycled 18B Wannabe\u201d Aden<\/a> v.
\n11 Richard \u201cSenator Dickenthal\u201d Blumenthal<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

7 Jasper Land \u201cMy moustache alone is SF qualified\u201d Holland<\/a> v.
\n10 Leo \u201cHalf my Squadron Died\u201d Webb<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

2 David Garcia \u201cNot so Trusty\u201d Diaz Jr<\/a> v.
\n15 Timothy \u201cDurango + Delta = Douchebag\u201d Oliver<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

OK, so there you have it, the biggest dillweeds we’ve busted in the last 8 months. Voting will begin on Monday. It will be a poll a day next week, Mon-Thurs, with one Regional per day. 1 vote per person. The “winners” of each contest will advance to the Round of 32, the following week. Each week will be a round, with the later rounds being multi-day voting, with the total vote winner advancing. As I mentioned elsewhere, we will also be highlighting a different non-profit each week, so if you could throw a coupla bucks their way, that would be great.<\/p>\n

A note: these guys are the worst of the worst, and everything they do steals from those of us who earned medals, and especially from our brothers and sisters that never made it back. Some complain that the event here is too flippant about a serious subject. Believe you me, I know how serious it is. This Tourney is an attempt to make sure everyone sees just how big a problem these guys are. It generates traffic so that future people who google these asshats will know about their perfidy.<\/p>\n

The Supreme Court says that private individuals and blogs should handle the shaming of these people. Jonn said it best, and I will leave with his interpretation about what the Supreme Court said:<\/p>\n

This Ain\u2019t Hell and all of our partners are the stocks and dunking chairs in the village square of the internet \u2013 a place where folks can come and throw rotten tomatoes at the valor thieves. The Supreme Court gave us a warrant to be the internet\u2019s vigilantes and bounty hunters.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

So get your rotten tomatoes and cabbage ready, and Let’s Get it On!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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