{"id":30642,"date":"2012-07-05T13:18:01","date_gmt":"2012-07-05T17:18:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=30642"},"modified":"2012-07-05T13:18:01","modified_gmt":"2012-07-05T17:18:01","slug":"sorry-joe-threats-wont-work-either","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=30642","title":{"rendered":"Sorry, Joe, threats won’t work either"},"content":{"rendered":"

Joe Biden sent me this email today. I’m pretty sure it’s a thinly-veiled threat.<\/p>\n

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Sorry, Joe but if I’m not scared of vampire wrestlers, phony SEALs who own gun stores and clowns that fall from the sky, a blithering idiot threatening to bore me into a coma over coffee isn’t going to frighten me much. You’re still not getting my last $3.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Joe Biden sent me this email today. I’m pretty sure it’s a thinly-veiled threat. Sorry, Joe … Sorry, Joe, threats won’t work either<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[46],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30642","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-barack-obama"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30642","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=30642"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30642\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=30642"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=30642"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=30642"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}