{"id":30638,"date":"2012-07-05T10:11:42","date_gmt":"2012-07-05T14:11:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=30638"},"modified":"2012-07-05T10:22:34","modified_gmt":"2012-07-05T14:22:34","slug":"i-got-96-poseurs-and-64-slots","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=30638","title":{"rendered":"I got 96 poseurs, and 64 slots"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yup, the Stolen Valor selection committee is hard at work.<\/p>\n<p>RangerOffspring, AverageNCO, Rob from Ranger Up, Justin, Old Tanker and Taco Bell from the Sand Gram are currently going through all 96 fakes we&#8217;ve covered since Veterans Day of last year, and they will wittle it down to 64 by the end of this weekend. (Hopefully sooner.) I wanted to share the names, so that any media out there that thinks this is &#8220;not that widespread a problem&#8221; can see just the type of people that the Supremes let off the hook. We&#8217;ve got the lowest of the low here, like a valor-free\u00a0Mos Eisley\u00a0cantina of asshats, shitbirds and criminals.<\/p>\n<p>As Action Figure Therapy reminds us&#8230;\u00a0 (possibly NSFW)<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/DoiH9avz4Dc\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=28008\">Albert &#8220;Sensei Dick Munch&#8221; John<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=30376\">Alex &#8220;Subway Sandwich Shop Commando&#8221; Popovic<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=28782\">Andrew &#8220;Purple Heart Plates Phony&#8221; Bryson<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=28434\">Andrew &#8220;7.62 done killed my cap&#8221; Santee<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=27516\">Ane &#8220;Bikini Special Forces&#8221; Loyola<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.abcactionnews.com\/dpp\/news\/local_news\/investigations\/INVESTIGATION:-A-Tampa-case-of-stolen-valor\">Angel &#8220;Snagletoothed Douchasaurus&#8221; Ocasio<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=29481\">Anthony &#8220;The Saginaw Forrest Gump&#8221; Vanderhoof<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=27571\">Armando &#8220;Cabana Boy&#8221; Codoba<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=27567\">Asleigh &#8220;Shrapnel slit my throat&#8221; Martel<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=30604\">Ayush &#8220;Major in the Navy SEALs&#8221; Arora<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=29727\">Bill &#8220;Psychic SEAL&#8221; Brockbrader<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=27398\">Bob &#8220;Bolivian Field Mouse&#8221; Duft<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=29401\">Brandon Lee &#8220;Phony Billionaire, shops at $1 store&#8221; Price<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=29385\">Brian &#8220;Wounded Mind&#8221; Camacho<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=27508\">Brian &#8220;Pound me in the ass Prison Bitch&#8221; Culp<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/wtkr.com\/2012\/05\/04\/special-report-is-he-really-a-seal\/\">Brian Leonard &#8220;T-Shirts and Tattoos make you a SEAL&#8221; Creekmur<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=29618\">Carl John &#8220;Hero of Every Pacific Battle of WWII&#8221; Pequignot<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=27698\">Christopher &#8220;Buffalonian Occutard&#8221; Simmance<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=29627\">Dallas &#8220;Flying Assclown&#8221; Wittgenfeld<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=28507\">Daniel &#8220;NG phony cop&#8221; Alloway<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=29243\">Daron &#8220;burned my 3 year olds butt&#8221; Soard<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=28537\">Darrel &#8220;Infidel Sniper&#8221; Tracht<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=29518\">Dave &#8220;Tiger Hunter&#8221; Groves<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=30390\">David Garcia &#8220;Not so Trusty&#8221; Diaz Jr<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.wickedlocal.com\/waltham\/features\/x560073247\/Toys-for-Tots-collector-arrested-not-authorized-to-wear-Marine-uniform\">David &#8220;Toys and Total asshats&#8221; Lebrun<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=29409\">Delroy &#8220;The only phony Coast Guard vet in History&#8221; Bowe<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=30334\">Derek Kent &#8220;X-acto knife Recon&#8221; Rose<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=27874\">Derek &#8220;Mutant Strain of GWS&#8221; Walls<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=28662\">Dominic &#8220;Blue Neck Gator&#8221; Gallegos<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=27759\">Eliut &#8220;Mitigational Fiction&#8221; Lopez-Enriquez<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=27916\">Fermijon &#8220;Maggots and Rice&#8221; Marrero<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=30600\">Gary &#8220;The man loves a parade&#8221; Spors<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=30018\">Graham &#8220;IVAW Ranger Brigade&#8221; Crumpner<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thesandgram.com\/2012\/04\/21\/1394\/\">Gregory John &#8220;Trident and trim&#8221; Schaffer<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=30008\">Gregory &#8220;Slats the Euro-weenie Marine&#8221; Leveau<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=30533\">Herbert &#8220;Cav Secret Squirrel&#8221; Williamson<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=29554\">Jackie Lee &#8220;What&#8217;s a forged DD214 between friends&#8221; Climer<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=28705\">Jacob &#8220;read my plates bitch!&#8221; Cruze<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=29499\">Jake &#8220;I rethunk whether I was in Astan&#8221; Dilberto<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=27691\">James &#8220;Jumpmaster Noflash&#8221; Bryan<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=28038\">James &#8220;Effects Linger&#8221; Dahan<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=28516\">Jason &#8220;Prison SEAL&#8221; Truitt<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=28230\">Jasper Land &#8220;My moustache alone is SF qualified&#8221; Holland<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=28611\">Jay &#8220;Occupy Chef Zombie&#8221; Polk<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=27976\">Joe T. &#8220;the T is for Theft by Deception&#8221; Joseph<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=29204\">John &#8220;Mayor\/Aquatic Secret Squirrel&#8221; Spodofora<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=27204\">Jomathan &#8220;The Cock Inhaler&#8221; Sharkey<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=30514\">Jorge &#8220;Columbian Medal of Valor Recipient&#8221; Cruz<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=28772\">Joseph &#8220;Who wouldn&#8217;t go AWOL from Jersey&#8221; Coyle<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=29849\">Kasie Michelle &#8220;Warr Bunnyy&#8221; Benson<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=30003\">Ken &#8220;Tri-recycled 18B Wannabe&#8221; Aden<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=29890\">Kyle &#8220;Dunking Bird&#8221; Barwan<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=29376\">Larry &#8220;The Round Marine&#8221; Gugle<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=28548\">Larry &#8220;Cambodian Drummerboy&#8221; Marquez<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=28471\">Lehn Joseph &#8220;The Long Road to Stolen Valor&#8221; Bundrick<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=28550\">Leo &#8220;Half my Squadron Died&#8221; Webb<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=30247\">Lt. Taylor &#8220;Zombie Ballduster&#8221; Kent<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=27963\">Marc &#8220;Gunshot in Grenada&#8221; Restucci<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=29867\">Mark Seymour &#8220;Wookin fa nub with a falsified ID card&#8221; David<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=30483\">Matthew &#8220;The Tattooed Phony&#8221; Beck<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=23418\">Melanie Evalena &#8220;Meth made me ugly&#8221; Gutermuth<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=28733\">Micaiah &#8220;Marine Terrorizer of OWS&#8221; Dutt<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=28758\">Michael Allen &#8220;Gwinnett County Grifter&#8221; Bradshaw<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=28079\">Michael &#8220;8 tons of frijoles&#8221; Frisoli<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=28341\">Mike &#8220;The dirty Cohiba sucking Major&#8221; Kronos<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=29830\">Mike &#8220;Goth Special Forces&#8221; Wilson<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=27432\">Mike &#8220;Secret Squirrel&#8221; Zinna<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=27744\">Myron &#8220;Fanciful Coot&#8221; Brown<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=27505\">Nathan &#8220;upside down ribbons&#8221; Seal<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=28676\">Paul &#8220;PTSD Counselor&#8221; Schroeder<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=28028\">Paul &#8220;Prince Chumming&#8221; Tillson<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/waronterrornews.typepad.com\/home\/2010\/10\/stolen-valor-ag-richard-blumenthal.html\">Richard &#8220;Senator Dickenthal&#8221; Blumenthal<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/waronterrornews.typepad.com\/home\/2009\/10\/truckers-honor-fallen.html\">Richard &#8220;Gunny Recon Seal Truck driver&#8221; Lyons<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=29269\">Robert &#8220;Headmaster with a Dishonorable Discharge&#8221; McDowell<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=29457\">Robert &#8220;72 medals and a dump truck to carry them&#8221; Vaughn<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=28658\">Ron &#8220;Gunny Driveway&#8221; Mailahn<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.pownetwork.org\/phonies\/phonies409.htm\">Ronald P. &#8220;The Jawa&#8221; Arlt<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=28756\">Ronnie Glenn &#8220;Wheelchair Security Guard&#8221; Eddings<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=30411\">Ryan &#8220;Door to door phony&#8221; Brashears<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=28017\">Shedrick &#8220;Homeless SEAL&#8221; Burgess<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=27708\">Stephen &#8220;I done faked a GED&#8221; Chase<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=29679\">Stephen Frank Cio &#8220;The Fourth most dangerous NDSM recipient in the world&#8221; Burrel<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=30524\">Terry &#8220;From a cage to Ice Cream Man&#8221; Sallada<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thesandgram.com\/2012\/04\/06\/this-weeks-poser-roundups\/\">Thomas &#8220;Colonel, Lawyer, Minister, CEO, Phony&#8221; Hughes<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=30181\">Thomas &#8220;Rolling Thunder Jackass&#8221; Lowry<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=30516\">Thomas &#8220;45 is the new 18&#8221; Montgomery<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=28452\">Tiffany &#8220;Army Barbie&#8221; Ginger<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=30262\">Tim &#8220;Stuttering Jackass&#8221; Poe<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=30597\">Timothy &#8220;Durango + Delta = Douchebag&#8221; Oliver<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.pownetwork.org\/phonies\/phonies473.htm\">Tony &#8220;The Pushup Machine&#8221; Trimble<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=27628\">Lt Mini-Bud<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=29361\">Father Time, now with more bling<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=29376\">Fatty McQuartermillion Pounder<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=29390\">Gunny Pinhead<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=29448\">Gorilla Warfare SEAL<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=29456\">Warren &#8220;Vietnam, Missouri&#8221; Parker<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yup, the Stolen Valor selection committee is hard at work. RangerOffspring, AverageNCO, Rob from Ranger Up, &hellip; <a title=\"I got 96 poseurs, and 64 slots\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=30638\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I got 96 poseurs, and 64 slots<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":148,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30638","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30638","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/148"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=30638"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30638\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=30638"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=30638"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=30638"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}