{"id":30633,"date":"2012-07-04T16:56:46","date_gmt":"2012-07-04T20:56:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=30633"},"modified":"2012-07-04T16:56:46","modified_gmt":"2012-07-04T20:56:46","slug":"made-my-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=30633","title":{"rendered":"Made My Day!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No power, no water here, but<a href=\"http:\/\/www.hornady.com\/ammunition\/zombiemax\/\" target=\"_blank\"> THIS cracked me up<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p>This the text, but ya gotta watch the video:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Be PREPARED \u2013 supply yourself for the Zombie Apocalypse with Zombie Max\u2122 ammunition from Hornady\u00ae! Loaded with PROVEN Z-Max\u2122 bullets&#8230; yes PROVEN Z-Max\u2122 bullets (have you seen a Zombie?). Make sure your &#8220;bug out bag&#8221; is ready with nothing but the best!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>And you think us preppers are nuts?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No power, no water here, but THIS cracked me up! This the text, but ya gotta &hellip; <a title=\"Made My Day!\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=30633\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Made My Day!<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":467,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[172],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30633","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-geezer-alert"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30633","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/467"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=30633"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30633\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=30633"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=30633"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=30633"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}