{"id":30333,"date":"2012-06-10T11:37:58","date_gmt":"2012-06-10T15:37:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=30333"},"modified":"2012-06-11T05:46:32","modified_gmt":"2012-06-11T09:46:32","slug":"spam-spam-spam-spam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=30333","title":{"rendered":"Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam . . . . ."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You&#8217;ve heard Jonn talk about the spam he gets here.\u00a0 One of the things about being allowed to post here is that you can see it.<\/p>\n<p>Jonn&#8217;s busy enough running TAH, so I try to pitch in from time to time and help &#8220;take out the garbage&#8221;.\u00a0 But I thought TAH&#8217;s readers might be interested in seeing a representative sample.\u00a0 And some of it is, well, kinda funny.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s a sample, with my comments concerning them.\u00a0 This is maybe 5% of what I waxed this morning.\u00a0 Jonn deals with several times this much daily.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Engrish\/WTF?<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I loved as much as you\u2019ll receive carried out right here. The sketch is tasteful, your authored material stylish. nonetheless, you command get bought an impatience over that you wish be delivering the following. unwell unquestionably come more formerly again as exactly the same nearly a lot often inside case you shield this increase.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Yeah, well, Jonn says thanks.\u00a0 I think.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u00a0Thank you for your whole effort on this blog. My niece delights in working on investigations and it\u2019s really easy to understand why. A number of us hear all relating to the compelling method you give sensible tips by means of your blog and as well improve participation from some others on the concept so our favorite simple princess is without question being taught so much. Take advantage of the rest of the year. Your carrying out a dazzling job.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Uh, yeah.\u00a0 Whatever.\u00a0 And I&#8217;m sure Jonn appreciates what I think was a compliment at the end.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u00a0I must express thanks to this writer just for rescuing me from this particular dilemma. After exploring throughout the the net and obtaining thoughts which are not productive, I figured my entire life was over. Existing devoid of the answers to the issues you have resolved by way of this short post is a crucial case, as well as the kind that might have badly damaged my entire career if I hadn\u2019t noticed your website. Your primary talents and kindness in maneuvering the whole thing was vital. I\u2019m not sure what I would have done if I had not encountered such a solution like this. I\u2019m able to at this moment look ahead to my future. Thanks so much for your expert and results-oriented guide. I will not be reluctant to refer your web page to any individual who should have guide on this issue.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Glad TAH could help.\u00a0 Please poke around a bit &#8211; and click a few ads.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Definitely believe that which you stated. Your favorite justification appeared to be on the web the easiest thing to be aware of. I say to you, I definitely get irked while people consider worries that they just don\u2019t know about. You managed to hit the nail upon the top as well as defined out the whole thing without having side-effects , people can take a signal. Will probably be back to get more. Thanks<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I ran this through Babelfish.\u00a0 Even Babelfish came back with a \u201cWTF?\u201d too, so I don\u2019t feel too bad about missing the point.\u00a0 If there was one.<br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I\u2019m commenting to let you understand what a notable encounter our girl gained reading through your site. She even learned a wide variety of pieces, with the inclusion of what it\u2019s like to possess a very effective coaching mood to let most people without problems have an understanding of a variety of impossible subject areas. You actually surpassed readers\u2019 expected results. Thanks for providing those powerful, trustworthy, informative as well as cool thoughts on your topic to Evelyn.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Even Evelyn Wood Speed Reading couldn\u2019t help out here.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Obvious ESL (English as a Second Language)<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Wow! Thank you! I continuously wanted to write on my website something like that. Can I implement a portion of your post to my blog?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>You\u2019ll have to ask Jonn, but I\u2019d guess that would be a \u201cNo\u201d.\u00a0 But thanks for coming.\u00a0 Please poke around and click some ads before you leave.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I was suggested this web site by my cousin. I am not sure whether this post is written by him as nobody else know such detailed about my problem. You\u2019re incredible! Thanks!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Please send us your cousin\u2019s contact info.\u00a0 I have an unprintable suggestion or two I&#8221;d like to make to him.\u00a0 And I&#8217;d guess Jonn does too.<\/p>\n<p><strong>The Truly Obvious<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u00a0awesome blog! i liked your way of description.http:\/\/www.(redacted).com<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Flattery will get you . . . nowhere.\u00a0 Not even a nice try.\u00a0 URL gave it away.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u00a0awesome blog! i liked your way of description.http:\/\/www.(redacted).com<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Flattery will get you . . . nowhere.\u00a0 URL gave it away here, too.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>good you\u2019re bringing us information.http:\/\/www.(redacted).com<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Bad you\u2019re sending TAH spam. Bye.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>do you mind updating your website more often? thanks a lot.http:\/\/www.(redacted).net<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I&#8217;m sure Jonn does mind,\u00a0 as he updates TAH quite often.\u00a0 But then, if you were a human vice a spambot you\u2019d realize that.\u00a0 Maybe.<\/p>\n<p><strong>The Semi . . . Something<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Hi, i think that i saw you visited my weblog thus i came to \u201creturn the favor\u201d.I\u2019m attempting to find things to improve my web site!I suppose its ok to use some of your ideas!!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Uh, I&#8217;m pretty sure that would be a no \u2013 on both counts.\u00a0 And I don\u2019t need a recipe for Banana Nut Muffins (seems to be a favorite <em>nom de spam<\/em>\u00a0 recently).\u00a0 I don&#8217;t think Jonn does either.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>We are a group of volunteers and opening a new scheme in our community. Your website provided us with valuable info to work on. You\u2019ve done a formidable job and our whole community will be thankful to you.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>You\u2019re welcome.\u00a0 But if your scheme turns out to be illegal, remember: no one at this site had anything to do with it.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Commerce!<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I cling on to listening to the newscast speak about getting boundless online grant applications so I have been looking around for the top site to get one. Could you tell me please, where could i get some?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Well, if you figure that out please let us know.\u00a0 We could use some free $$$ too.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I cling on to listening to the reports talk about receiving free online grant applications so I have been looking around for the finest site to get one. Could you advise me please, where could i acquire some?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Could we let you know?\u00a0 Hell, do you think Jonn and the rest of us here at TAH would be doing this if <em>we<\/em> knew how to get free grant $$$?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Flattery<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Wow, awesome blog layout! How long have you been blogging for? you make blogging look easy. The overall look of your website is wonderful, as well as the content!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I try to kill these before Jonn sees them.\u00a0 We all know he&#8217;s a\u00a0 modest, shy, retiring, sensitive, easily-embarrassed kinda guy.\u00a0 (smile)\u00a0 And thanks, but I&#8217;m pretty sure he\u2019s already got all the Banana Nut Muffin recipes he needs, too.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Keep functioning ,fantastic job!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Thanks.\u00a0 Gotta get rid of this one too before Jonn sees it.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u00a0Great site! I am loving it!! Will come back again. I am taking your feeds also<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Gotta kill these quickly, too.\u00a0 And no, I really don\u2019t need another Banana Nut Muffin recipe, thanks.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u00a0I\u2019m still learning from you, but I\u2019m trying to achieve my goals. I certainly love reading everything that is written on your blog.Keep the aarticles coming. I enjoyed it!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Yeah, it was good for us too.\u00a0 Now click a few adds and run along.\u00a0 And no, dammit, I don\u2019t need a Banana Nut Muffin recipe!<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u00a0Thank you a lot for providing individuals with an exceptionally breathtaking possiblity to read critical reviews from this web site. It is usually so cool plus jam-packed with fun for me and my office acquaintances to search your site the equivalent of 3 times in one week to study the latest guides you have. And of course, I am usually impressed concerning the mind-boggling ideas served by you. Certain two facts in this post are clearly the very best we have all ever had.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>It\u2019s really getting deep now.\u00a0 I think the shoes and trousers I&#8217;m wearing are ruined.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Combinations<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>very nice blog.http:\/\/www.(redacted).net<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Flattery plus commerce.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>i really appreciate your working style writing style of the article is really exceptional.http:\/\/www.(redacted).com<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Engrish plus obvious commerce.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I think this is one of the most vital info for me. And i\u2019m glad reading your article. But want to remark on few general things, The site style is perfect, the articles is really excellent : D. Good job, cheers<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Engrish plus Flattery.\u00a0 Plus Banana Nut Muffins.\u00a0 (smile)<\/p>\n<p><strong>The Lonely Hearts<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u00a0I simply wished to thank you very much once again. I am not sure the things that I might have used without these tips revealed by you concerning my theme. Certainly was a very depressing problem for me, but considering this specialized technique you processed that took me to cry with delight. Now i\u2019m thankful for this guidance and as well , hope that you recognize what a powerful job that you are carrying out educating most people thru your webpage. I am sure you have never met all of us.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Glad TAH helped, &#8220;Della&#8221;.\u00a0 Come back if you get down again and click a few ads; that will help.\u00a0 (Well, it\u2019ll help Jonn anyway.)\u00a0 But if the problem persists, you should probably seek professional help.<\/p>\n<p><strong>The Bogus Trackbacks<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>hilarious videos\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>[&#8230;]This ain&#8217;t Hell, but you can see it from here \u00bb Blog Archive \u00bb Another Phony Warrior Exposed\u2026in the White House[&#8230;]\u2026<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Thanks, but there&#8217;s enough comedy in real life.\u00a0 And in reading the spam.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>tuyen dung\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>[&#8230;]This ain&#8217;t Hell, but you can see it from here \u00bb Blog Archive \u00bb Another Phony Warrior Exposed\u2026in the White House[&#8230;]\u2026<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Uh . . . no, not going there.\u00a0 (smile)<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>YouLikeHits Bot free\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>[&#8230;]This ain&#8217;t Hell, but you can see it from here \u00bb Blog Archive \u00bb Another Phony Warrior Exposed\u2026in the White House[&#8230;]\u2026<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Yeah, Jonn likes hits too \u2013 particularly when they click on the ads.\u00a0 But I think he prefers people vice spambots.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Jonn also gets a few spams starting out \u201cI don\u2019t even know how I ended up here\u201d.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Well, I have to admit I don\u2019t either \u2013 unless it was that little thing called the Internet, dearie.\u00a0 (smile)<\/p>\n<p>We also usually have a few spams from a European sex-dating site or two. \u00a0\u00a0 But I didn\u2019t see any of those this morning, so I guess Jonn must have already deleted those.\u00a0 Or maybe he\u2019s being selfish and hoarding those links.\u00a0 (smile)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You&#8217;ve heard Jonn talk about the spam he gets here.\u00a0 One of the things about being &hellip; <a title=\"Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam . . . . .\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=30333\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam . . . . .<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":623,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26,170],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30333","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blather","category-who-knows"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30333","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/623"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=30333"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30333\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":113182,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30333\/revisions\/113182"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=30333"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=30333"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=30333"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}