{"id":30305,"date":"2012-06-08T06:14:54","date_gmt":"2012-06-08T10:14:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=30305"},"modified":"2013-12-14T07:51:53","modified_gmt":"2013-12-14T12:51:53","slug":"shitbaggery-its-not-just-for-junior-guys-any-more","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=30305","title":{"rendered":"Sh!tbaggery:  It&#8217;s Not Just for Junior Guys Any More"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>TSO&#8217;s got his hands full right now dealing with Timmy &#8220;The Craven&#8221; Poe, so he sent me a link concerning one each William John Roy. As in CSM William John Roy, US Army. It looks to be worth mentioning.<\/p>\n<p>CSM Roy &#8211; what a guy! According to Roy, he saw Combat in Vietnam with MACV SOG as a combat medic. Was wounded twice, got 2 Purple Hearts, plus a Bronze Star while in &#8216;Nam. And he also served in Germany, Bosnia, and Afghanistan.<\/p>\n<p>Per CSM Roy, he got seriously hurt in a rocket\/mortar attack near Jalalabad. But don&#8217;t worry too much. He applied to the VA for assistance. The VA looked at the paperwork he sent them, and came through for him &#8211; bigtime. They awarded him nearly $60k in disability and educational benefits.<\/p>\n<p>Then someone apparently took a closer look at his paperwork. And his claims began to fall apart.<\/p>\n<p>Seems that Roy had claimed to have served in combat in Vietnam. With MACV-SOG. In 1974. That&#8217;s odd &#8211; MACV-SOG was disbanded in 1972. And the Paris Peace Accords were signed in January 1973. Hmm.<\/p>\n<p>And one of the documents he submitted to the VA was a Purple Heart certificate signed by President Nixon. But it was dated 4 months after Nixon left office. Hmmmmm.<\/p>\n<p>A little more digging, and it turned out that Roy wasn&#8217;t involved in the incident in Jalalabad that he claimed injured him. More investigation showed Roy also appears to have been in Germany the whole time he claimed to have been in Vietnam. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm. &#8220;Uh, Houston, we have a problem.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>In a way, it&#8217;s too bad this guy wasn&#8217;t <a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=30273\">COL James &#8220;Bigamist&#8221; Johnson&#8217;s<\/a> CSM. Those two would have made quite a pair, and it seems they deserve one another. Both appear to have been stupid enough to attempt to pull truly outrageous crap while simultaneously being arrogant enough to think they could get away with it. Maybe they were e-mail buddies. (smile)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/usnews.msnbc.msn.com\/_news\/2012\/06\/07\/12100014-soldier-accused-of-lying-about-vietnam-purple-hearts-afghanistan-attack\">Roy was indicted on 6 June 2012<\/a> in US District Court in Los Angeles. He was charged with seven Federal offenses &#8211; one count of presenting false writings, three counts of making false statements, and three counts of theft. He now faces up to 57 years behind bars if convicted on all counts.<\/p>\n<p>No, Roy wasn&#8217;t indicted on Stolen Valor Act charges. He lives in California &#8211; which falls under the jurisdiction of the 9th Circus Clowns of Appeasement. Figures.<\/p>\n<p>But I guess I can live with that in Roy&#8217;s case. The Federal government tends to get a wee bit upset when it&#8217;s the victim of fraud, or when you steal from them. And when they&#8217;re a victim of fraud or theft, they usually hit back &#8211; hard.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.&#8221; You&#8217;d think a CSM would know that rather than having to find it out the hard way.<\/p>\n<p>Then again, you&#8217;d also think a CSM should be able to read an encyclopedia and a calender, too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>TSO&#8217;s got his hands full right now dealing with Timmy &#8220;The Craven&#8221; Poe, so he sent &hellip; <a title=\"Sh!tbaggery:  It&#8217;s Not Just for Junior Guys Any More\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=30305\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Sh!tbaggery:  It&#8217;s Not Just for Junior Guys Any More<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":623,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[84,155,143],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30305","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-military-issues","category-shitbags","category-veterans-affairs-department"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30305","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/623"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=30305"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30305\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=30305"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=30305"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=30305"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}