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POW Network sent us this screen shot of a Facebook page of someone claiming to be “Lt. Taylor Kent – Navy SEAL”. At first Mary thought that it was Ballduster McSoulpatch, but we already confirmed from the Houston Medical Examiner’s office<\/a> that he had new job pushing up daisies from his remote location in Maleboge (think Dante’s eighth circle of Hell). I couldn’t find the Facebook page, maybe one of you can find it;<\/p>\n

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A moment’s Google confirmed<\/a> that they’re not the same guy…just some other gay guy in Houston pretending to be something he’s not with a cute little ball-dusting growth on his chin for the customers;<\/p>\n

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So I thought I’d put this up for anyone else who thinks he might be McManus and save us both a flurry of emails. But we ought to put this new guy to rest, too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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