{"id":30247,"date":"2012-06-04T13:31:58","date_gmt":"2012-06-04T17:31:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=30247"},"modified":"2012-06-04T13:31:58","modified_gmt":"2012-06-04T17:31:58","slug":"zombie-ballduster-rises","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=30247","title":{"rendered":"Zombie Ballduster rises"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>POW Network sent us this screen shot of a Facebook page of someone claiming to be &#8220;Lt. Taylor Kent &#8211; Navy SEAL&#8221;. At first Mary thought that it was Ballduster McSoulpatch, but we already confirmed from the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=29378\">Houston Medical Examiner&#8217;s office<\/a> that he had new job pushing up daisies from his remote location in Maleboge (think Dante&#8217;s eighth circle of Hell). I couldn&#8217;t find the Facebook page, maybe one of you can find it;<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/LT-Taylor-Kent-claims-SEAL-class-131-04-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/LT-Taylor-Kent-claims-SEAL-class-131-04-1-300x187.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"LT Taylor Kent claims SEAL class 131 04-1\" width=\"300\" height=\"187\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-30248\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/LT-Taylor-Kent-claims-SEAL-class-131-04-1-300x187.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/LT-Taylor-Kent-claims-SEAL-class-131-04-1.jpg 963w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>A <a href=\"http:\/\/thedirty.com\/2012\/06\/fake-war-heroes\/\">moment&#8217;s Google confirmed<\/a> that they&#8217;re not the same guy&#8230;just some other gay guy in Houston pretending to be something he&#8217;s not with a cute little ball-dusting growth on his chin for the customers;<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/DIRTY_phpKVpdHG.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/DIRTY_phpKVpdHG-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"DIRTY_phpKVpdHG\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-30249\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/DIRTY_phpKVpdHG-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/DIRTY_phpKVpdHG.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>So I thought I&#8217;d put this up for anyone else who thinks he might be McManus and save us both a flurry of emails. But we ought to put this new guy to rest, too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>POW Network sent us this screen shot of a Facebook page of someone claiming to be &hellip; <a title=\"Zombie Ballduster rises\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=30247\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Zombie Ballduster rises<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30247","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-phony-soldiers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30247","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=30247"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30247\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=30247"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=30247"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=30247"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}