{"id":30099,"date":"2012-05-23T21:12:34","date_gmt":"2012-05-24T01:12:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=30099"},"modified":"2012-05-23T21:15:15","modified_gmt":"2012-05-24T01:15:15","slug":"branums-lifestyle-change","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=30099","title":{"rendered":"Branum’s lifestyle change"},"content":{"rendered":"

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We havent’ heard much from James Branum<\/a>, the lawyer who used to hustle his military clients for their pocket change and a snooze on their couches before he helped the justice system hustle them off to jail. That’s because he’s retooled his business to cater to a wealthier clientele than military members, apparently, according to one of our ninjas who poached this photo from his Facebook presence<\/a>. I guess his experience defending Naser Abdo<\/a>, the child pornographer conscientious objector and potential terrorist.<\/p>\n

I suppose fleecing unsuspecting conscientious objectors in the market for bad advice and willing to do a stint in prison for the cause is a shrinking business what with the wars ending and all. And I’m sure there’s a real market for an incompetent lawyer among the perspective poor in the gay community.<\/p>\n

We’ve watched Branum go from living in his grandparents’ basement to this lofty station in his meteoric rise to fortune. The next step for the young barrister is a clown car full of his National Lawyers Guild buddies with which he can chase ambulances.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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