{"id":30089,"date":"2012-05-23T09:29:58","date_gmt":"2012-05-23T13:29:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=30089"},"modified":"2012-05-23T09:29:58","modified_gmt":"2012-05-23T13:29:58","slug":"american-jihadi-autobiography-over-at-my-pet-jawa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=30089","title":{"rendered":"American Jihadi Autobiography over at My Pet Jawa"},"content":{"rendered":"

Been reading this for about an hour now<\/a>, and my IQ has easily dropped to half what it was when I woke up.\u00a0\u00a0 It’s like the dude was channeling Jesse MacBeth to write it:<\/p>\n

The numbers in the camp used to be close to one thousand but the daily beatings and thehard work caused hundreds to sneak out and leave. There was one case in which some people had slept through their shift of guarding. So they were lined up and told to extendtheir hand to be smacked with a stick 10 times (although it would have been more if Ihadn\u2019t have explained that there is no more than 10 lashes for penalties other than those prescribed in the Qur\u2019aan and Sunnah). One unlucky customer was crawling all over theground crying in agony. I think I later found out that he had fractured his hand or something.(Just to throw in a disclaimer, the trainer really did mean well. He actually thought this wasthe best way to train people. He himself had gone through much worse and he used toexplain how his Kung fu teacher would make them do crazy exercises. Despite his toughappearance, he used to cry in the prayers when he heard the verses of the Qur\u2019aan recited.So it\u2019s not like he was a terrible guy.)<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I don’t know why this cracked me up.\u00a0 Old Kung Fu Jones here hitting people with sticks. Hilarious.\u00a0 I cry watching Army Wives.\u00a0 Probably a different reason.<\/p>\n

Anyway, if you have time, go read it, but protect your brain and read it in small doses.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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