{"id":30026,"date":"2012-05-18T17:56:28","date_gmt":"2012-05-18T21:56:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=30026"},"modified":"2012-05-18T18:03:46","modified_gmt":"2012-05-18T22:03:46","slug":"no-these-are-not-the-drones-were-looking-for","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=30026","title":{"rendered":"No, these are not the drones we’re looking for"},"content":{"rendered":"

Jeff Schogol will only deepen the paranoia in Chicago when they read his article in the Air Force Times<\/a>;<\/p>\n

Attention hippies and paranoid schizophrenics: No, the government is not flying surveillance drones over Chicago ahead of this weekend\u2019s NATO summit.<\/p>\n

A video has emerged online that purports to show an armed unmanned drone flying over Elgin, Illinois on May 12, prompting a Chicago CBS affiliate to pose the question: \u201cAre surveillance drones flying over Chicago as part of the massive security operation for the NATO summit?\u201d<\/p>\n

Actually, no.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Well, Jeff, for one thing, you’ve been reading TAH too long if you call them hippies. And for another, by denying that there are drones flying over Chicago to watch them, that will only confirm their suspicions. These are the same people who thought the CIA was flying tiny mechanical insects to film them in Lafayette Park five years ago. The more you try to dissuade them from their paranoid beliefs, the more they’ll believe it. They’re also the same people who think that by making gasoline more expensive, we’ll find an alternative energy source faster. They believe the most nonsensical crap.<\/p>\n

What makes more sense is that the government will use drones to monitor all of the whacko veterans who will be at Richmond, VA’s Welcome Home parade. Cuz we know those folks are more likely to be violent. And they’ll be catching the PTS from each other.<\/p>\n

However, I’ve heard that if smear your body with, oh, let’s say vinegar, drones can’t see you. Someone told me that dog feces does that, too, but that just sounds ridiculous. I’d go with the vinegar. Maybe vinegar with chili pepper. And melted butter.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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