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<\/a><\/center><\/p>\nJosh sent us these photos from Gregory Leveau<\/a>, a Belgian, who thinks he pulls off the steely-eyed Marine thing. Actually, he looks like he used to eat second in the same mess hall as the Round Marine<\/a>. His Facebook profile says that he works at “Division des Op\u00e9rations Sp\u00e9ciales”, so you know it must be true, cuz it’s on Facebook.<\/p>\n Just the sight of him should strike fear in the enemy.<\/p>\n I see that Slats the Lightest Marine has been awarded a Purple heart and a Navy Cross – I’m surprised that there’s room on his scrawny breast to fit all of that phony finery. Those jump wings must make it hard for him to stand up. But I don’t think he could actually parachute – it takes 80 pounds to separate the jumper from the static line and I don’t think that even with a combat load, this waffle-eating ass-munch could make that weight. He might make a good wind dummy, though – or a lawn dart.<\/p>\n Josh said he hasn’t had any response to messages to Gregory, but that’s probably because he only speaks Fran\u00e7ais, you know, the language of all Marines.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<\/a><\/center><\/p>\n