Day 2: Civil War General<\/p>\n
(Image deleted, Bernath keeps stealing my pictures.)<\/p>\n
Look favored by: Incompetent Union Generals who singlehandedly lost the battles of Fredericksburg and The Crater; Theodore Evelyn Mosby when trying to win the breakup with Canadian Heartthrob Robin Strengths: A man sporting this look absolutely has nothing to lose. It only retains roughly half the food of the previous look, and allows the fist hidden under my third chin to have a virtually unimpeded path to hippies faces.<\/p>\n Weakness: are legion. Where to start. For one thing, you literally can not blend in with any group. Not businessmen, not Starbucks employees, not even Steam Punk conventions. I still have to eat a donut with a unhealthy quantity of hair, which rips out of my face and forces me to cry like an Overall: I give this a 2\/10 only because I am a softy. I literally can’t imagine anyone going with this look on purpose. If I was still wearing a helmet, it might be better, but in the absence of that eventuality, this look is just not good.<\/p>\n PS, if you don’t get the shirt, read it fast. That was a gift from Blackfive’s Uber Pig, and one of my favorite shirts.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Sparkles<\/del> Scherbatsky. (Two beavers on your cheeks are better than one.)<\/p>\nIVAW member when he watches the annual unicorn slaughter<\/del> Michael Yon when he finds out his he\/she is an actual she. Still cannot quickly or without collateral damage engage in Irish Car Bomb chugging contests.<\/p>\n