{"id":29862,"date":"2012-05-08T09:03:16","date_gmt":"2012-05-08T13:03:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=29862"},"modified":"2012-05-08T09:03:16","modified_gmt":"2012-05-08T13:03:16","slug":"tuesdays-with-claymore-55","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=29862","title":{"rendered":"Tuesdays with Claymore"},"content":{"rendered":"

Hey, maybe we can ask TSO? <\/a> <\/p>\n

Eurotrash. <\/a> <\/p>\n

The good news is they can’t eat you. <\/a> <\/p>\n

So the Occupy (bowel)Movement isn’t about getting free stuff? <\/a><\/p>\n

Slave to political correctness. <\/a> <\/p>\n

School of hard knocks and double taps. <\/a><\/p>\n

Bush Evil Empire update. <\/a> <\/p>\n

But they make such great speed bumps. <\/a><\/p>\n

Banking on destruction.<\/a> <\/p>\n

“We’re all victims now.” <\/a> <\/p>\n

Stupid rich people. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Investigative crotch grabbing.<\/a> <\/p>\n

Tax and spend. Viva la France! <\/a><\/p>\n

…but I could totally get behind a “Women’s Sandwich Creation Institute”.<\/a> <\/p>\n

Apparently ‘progress’ is a rambling pack of lies wrapped up in good production values. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Go Vols! <\/a> <\/p>\n

In other news, water is wet… <\/a> <\/p>\n

Not even close. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Plain nuts. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Score whore.<\/a> <\/p>\n

Pffft. Chicks. <\/a> <\/p>\n

…but don’t ever call them commies.<\/a> <\/p>\n

Sad. Just plain sad.<\/a> <\/p>\n

Free pasta! <\/a> <\/p>\n

Dopes. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Droning on and on… <\/a> <\/p>\n

Paging Charles Darwin. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Whistling past the nursing home. <\/a><\/p>\n

Hey, send them to me, I’m not to proud to shop at Walmart.<\/a> <\/p>\n

Maybe the Mayans were right after all? <\/a> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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