{"id":29830,"date":"2012-05-06T09:45:55","date_gmt":"2012-05-06T13:45:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=29830"},"modified":"2012-05-06T09:46:07","modified_gmt":"2012-05-06T13:46:07","slug":"mike-wilson-compounds-the-douche-baggery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=29830","title":{"rendered":"Mike Wilson compounds the douche-baggery"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You might remember Mike Wilson from when <a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=29721\">we discussed him last month<\/a>. He was a secret squirrel First Lieutenant who looks like he&#8217;s about twelve years old. Well, you guys have been picking on him and, gosh darn it, he&#8217;s not taking it anymore;<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Mike-Wilson-4.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-29831\" title=\"Mike Wilson 4\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Mike-Wilson-4.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"441\" height=\"360\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Mike-Wilson-4.jpg 441w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Mike-Wilson-4-300x244.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 441px) 100vw, 441px\" \/><\/a><\/center>Yeah, the reason we can&#8217;t find him listed anywhere is because he&#8217;s such special secret killer. We&#8217;ve never heard that before, have we? Yeah, the Army changed my name after I was discharged, too, but only because some retarded clerk can&#8217;t spell.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, Sporkmaster found some conversations from when Wilson sought solace in the arms of Breanna Manning;<br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Manning-wilson.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-29832\" title=\"Manning wilson\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Manning-wilson.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"720\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Manning-wilson.jpg 480w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Manning-wilson-200x300.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a><\/center><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Manning-Wilson1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-29833\" title=\"Manning Wilson1\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Manning-Wilson1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"720\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Manning-Wilson1.jpg 480w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Manning-Wilson1-200x300.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a><\/center><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Manning-Wilson2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-29834\" title=\"Manning Wilson2\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Manning-Wilson2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"720\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Manning-Wilson2.jpg 480w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Manning-Wilson2-200x300.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a><\/center><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Manning-WIlson4.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-29835\" title=\"Manning WIlson4\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Manning-WIlson4.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"720\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Manning-WIlson4.jpg 480w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Manning-WIlson4-200x300.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a><\/center>I hope you feel better, Mike, ya turd burglar, you. And before you ask, I don&#8217;t know if these conversations took place before or after Manning&#8217;s incarceration.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You might remember Mike Wilson from when we discussed him last month. He was a secret &hellip; <a title=\"Mike Wilson compounds the douche-baggery\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=29830\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Mike Wilson compounds the douche-baggery<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29830","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-phony-soldiers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29830","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=29830"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29830\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=29830"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=29830"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=29830"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}