{"id":29782,"date":"2012-05-02T15:24:45","date_gmt":"2012-05-02T19:24:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=29782"},"modified":"2012-05-02T15:27:50","modified_gmt":"2012-05-02T19:27:50","slug":"the-next-best-thing-to-phonies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=29782","title":{"rendered":"The next best thing to phonies"},"content":{"rendered":"

Mary sent us these links to the Third Brigade Star Fleet Marine Corps’ Mutual Masturbation Society<\/a>. Ya know, what you do with your off time is completely up to you, but you don’t have to put it on the internet;<\/p>\n

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I’m sure this dickweed earned all of these ribbons, but I think I don’t want to ask him what he got them for;<\/p>\n

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Are you Army folks still thinking how cool it would be to wear MARPAT after seeing this;<\/p>\n

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I’m pretty sure that just by it’s name, the Marine Corps is somehow related to large bodies of water, so why would we need a Marine Corps in space? Check out the other pictures at this link<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Mary sent us these links to the Third Brigade Star Fleet Marine Corps’ Mutual Masturbation Society. … The next best thing to phonies<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[177],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29782","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dumbass-bullshit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29782","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=29782"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29782\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=29782"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=29782"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=29782"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}