{"id":29775,"date":"2012-05-02T09:17:39","date_gmt":"2012-05-02T13:17:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=29775"},"modified":"2012-05-02T15:50:55","modified_gmt":"2012-05-02T19:50:55","slug":"it-aint-easy-being-sleazy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=29775","title":{"rendered":"It ain&#8217;t easy being sleazy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The thug life got hard for Sergio Fernando Solorzano-Vasquez the other day when he thought that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.myfoxny.com\/story\/18021569\/elderly-sisters-fight-off-carjacker\">stealing a car from two 90+ years-old sisters<\/a> would be an easy enough caper. But I guess the ladies liked their car more than Solorzano-Vasquez had hoped  they would;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Police say he jumped into their car and hid in the backseat when they went into a CVS store on Sunday morning.<\/p>\n<p>When they came out, and got back into the car, Solorzano-Vasquez allegedly made his move.  Police say he started swinging his knife and threatening the women, but he might not have expected what happened next.<\/p>\n<p>Police say instead of simply giving in, the 94-year-old driver swung her arm back to hit and block the suspect while the 93-year-old sister got out and began to scream for help.<\/p>\n<p>Apparently realizing that it wasn&#8217;t going to be an easy score, the man took off.<\/p>\n<p>The attacker was seen running away from the scene on three different surveillance cameras at a gas station across the street.  He was later located and taken into custody.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I guess folks are tired of being scared and frightened into  submission. Thanks to Old Trooper for the link.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The thug life got hard for Sergio Fernando Solorzano-Vasquez the other day when he thought that &hellip; <a title=\"It ain&#8217;t easy being sleazy\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=29775\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">It ain&#8217;t easy being sleazy<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[155,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29775","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-shitbags","category-society"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29775","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=29775"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29775\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=29775"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=29775"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=29775"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}