{"id":29659,"date":"2012-04-24T07:19:42","date_gmt":"2012-04-24T11:19:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=29659"},"modified":"2012-04-24T07:19:42","modified_gmt":"2012-04-24T11:19:42","slug":"tuesdays-with-claymore-53","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=29659","title":{"rendered":"Tuesdays with Claymore"},"content":{"rendered":"

You can pick your president and you can pick your nose…<\/a><\/p>\n

Next up, the T1000 series Terminator. <\/a><\/p>\n

…and 100% bullshit. <\/a> <\/p>\n


\n“I’m going to major in basket weaving with a minor in sub-Indo continental vegan cuisine. Fast track, baby!” <\/a><\/p>\n


\nYeah, and they all work at an IBM call center in Bangalore. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Just shooting off. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Clearly the economy can’t be stimulated because of asshole Republicans. Clearly. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Hey, at least we agree on something. <\/a> <\/p>\n

“…then we’ll Occupy in the shade.” <\/a> <\/p>\n

It’s almost like an Islamic ‘Romeo & Juliet’.<\/a> <\/p>\n

Shithead.<\/a> <\/p>\n

Shortest rant in DU history. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Private Pile (of crap). <\/a> <\/p>\n

Eskimo pie.<\/a> <\/p>\n

As New Hampshire goes, so goes…something.<\/a> <\/p>\n

The Norwegian Way, making excuses for mass murderers since 1939. <\/a><\/p>\n

And I wonder who is to blame? <\/a> <\/p>\n

Just show em your Photoshopped birth certificate. <\/a><\/p>\n

“Europe’s money problem is they’re not socialist enough.” <\/a><\/p>\n


\n“….yeah, that’s the ticket!” <\/a> <\/p>\n

A Marxist midget and a bloated Communist walk into a talk show…tell me if you’ve heard this one before…<\/a><\/p>\n

Oh…well I guess he has heard it before. <\/a><\/p>\n

Cutting to the chase…next thing you know, there’s a 10-day waiting period on steak knives.<\/a> <\/p>\n

Boys will be boys. Except in San Francisco then boys will be in boys. Just sayin’. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Democracy is a man, a lion and a bear voting on who gets the man’s backpack. Oh and his face. <\/a><\/p>\n

Isn’t he related to Bo Diddly? <\/a> <\/p>\n


\nMake believe that Zimmerman has a chance at a fair trial. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Return of the Mack.<\/a> <\/p>\n

Big Papa. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Oh no! They’re gonna call us ‘gun nuts’ fraidy cats! Whatever shall we do??? <\/a> <\/p>\n

George Noory – Bigfoot loving, UFO chasing, ghost hunting…right wing fundie? <\/a><\/p>\n

If Obama barely wins = landslide…if he loses? DeBold cheated. <\/a> <\/p>\n

And lastly, if you ever thought the ads on TAH were bad, take a gander out this gem the DUers are subjected to…hell, what am I saying, she probably IS a DUer. Woof.<\/p>\n

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Jonn adds;<\/strong> I’d never make you guys click that ad, by the way.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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