{"id":29633,"date":"2012-04-23T06:37:15","date_gmt":"2012-04-23T10:37:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=29633"},"modified":"2012-04-27T09:11:29","modified_gmt":"2012-04-27T13:11:29","slug":"top-5-things-i-hate-about-afghanistan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=29633","title":{"rendered":"Top 5 Things I hate about Afghanistan"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1) BAF<\/p>\n<p>2) The Pax Terminal at BAF<\/p>\n<p>3) The personnel at the Pax Terminal on BAF telling me my flight is cancelled.<\/p>\n<p>4) After personnel at the Pax Terminal on BAF tell me my flight is cancelled, and that there is some Space A, and I should give them my passport and then either sit on these torturous chairs, or sleep on the floor.<\/p>\n<p>5) The Weather which necessitated the Pax Terminal personnel to tell me my flight was cancelled, and I should go to sleep on the floor until my name is picked from the magic barrel that contains my passport.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>In the immortal words of Eric Cartman- Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1) BAF 2) The Pax Terminal at BAF 3) The personnel at the Pax Terminal on &hellip; <a title=\"Top 5 Things I hate about Afghanistan\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=29633\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Top 5 Things I hate about Afghanistan<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":148,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[196],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29633","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tso-embedded-in-astan"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29633","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/148"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=29633"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29633\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=29633"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=29633"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=29633"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}