{"id":29623,"date":"2012-04-22T13:04:12","date_gmt":"2012-04-22T17:04:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=29623"},"modified":"2012-04-22T16:06:32","modified_gmt":"2012-04-22T20:06:32","slug":"slats-the-narrow-assed-seal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=29623","title":{"rendered":"Slats the narrow-assed SEAL"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Our buddy, Taco Bell sent us a link from his blog <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thesandgram.com\/2012\/04\/21\/1394\/\">The SandGram<\/a> to a phony SEAL he found on Don Shipley&#8217;s Facebook page;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/another-fake-seal.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-29624\" title=\"another fake-seal\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/another-fake-seal.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"278\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/another-fake-seal.jpg 1269w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/another-fake-seal-300x166.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/another-fake-seal-1024x568.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Dude says he&#8217;s 33 years old, but he&#8217;s wearing the Kuwait Liberation Medal and the Saudi Arabia Defense Medal, so he must&#8217;ve joined when he was 12. Taco wonders what strings he had to pull for the age waiver.<\/p>\n<p>He looks like he might have been a SEAL&#8217;s Q-tip once. What is it with the people in New Jersey, anyway?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Our buddy, Taco Bell sent us a link from his blog The SandGram to a phony &hellip; <a title=\"Slats the narrow-assed SEAL\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=29623\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Slats the narrow-assed SEAL<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29623","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-phony-soldiers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29623","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=29623"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29623\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=29623"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=29623"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=29623"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}