{"id":29613,"date":"2012-04-22T01:46:58","date_gmt":"2012-04-22T05:46:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=29613"},"modified":"2012-04-27T09:13:12","modified_gmt":"2012-04-27T13:13:12","slug":"stuck-inside-of-kandahar-with-those-sharana-blues-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=29613","title":{"rendered":"Stuck inside of Kandahar with those Sharana blues again&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Disregard, I may have found a guy who knows a guy whose second cousin once dated a dude who can fly me in an ultra-light. \u00a0(Actually, I may have a bird.)<\/p>\n<p>Unicorn Shit Pancakes for Brunch FTW.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Ugh, totally not anyone&#8217;s fault, but I am going stir crazy.<\/p>\n<p>For those that know the theater, I am stuck on KAF, and trying to get to Sharana. \u00a0Now, the easiest thing would just be a bird lift there. \u00a0Only, the roster of flights comes out once a day, and there is no telling when this flight might come up. \u00a0Frankly, I think it is as rare as unicorn shit pancakes, but whatever, not having a flight means I can&#8217;t either pack or unpack really.<\/p>\n<p>My second option is to jump a fixed wing bird to BAF, and then get a Chinook down to Sharana. \u00a0The problem with this is that Headhunter Six can&#8217;t come with me, so when I get to BAF, I am on my own for housing, travel etc. \u00a0And even though both my RC East and RC South ITO&#8217;s clearly state the availability of those assets to me, I get a lot of blank stares. \u00a0So, I might get to BAF, and then have no housing, and no one to push me onto the bird. \u00a0 Which means a lot of cold nights sleeping on Steel Beach while Airmen kick me in the nuts like a homeless guy.<\/p>\n<p>So, does anyone either know someone on BAF who can make sure I get my shit, or (ideally) anyone know someone on KAF who has a bird hidden in their inventory? \u00a0Because walking from here seems less than a great idea.<\/p>\n<p>Any advice appreciated.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Disregard, I may have found a guy who knows a guy whose second cousin once dated &hellip; <a title=\"Stuck inside of Kandahar with those Sharana blues again&#8230;.\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=29613\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Stuck inside of Kandahar with those Sharana blues again&#8230;.<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":148,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[196],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29613","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tso-embedded-in-astan"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29613","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/148"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=29613"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29613\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=29613"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=29613"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=29613"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}