{"id":29597,"date":"2012-04-20T12:24:26","date_gmt":"2012-04-20T16:24:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=29597"},"modified":"2012-04-20T12:24:26","modified_gmt":"2012-04-20T16:24:26","slug":"that-which-jimbo-has-wrought","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=29597","title":{"rendered":"That which Jimbo has wrought"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently, we&#8217;ve stumbled upon a problem that is more widespread that we thought at first. COB6 sends;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I am very disappointed that you chose to post the merciless and disturbing photo of the former SF soldier senselessly destroying innocent shrubbery.<\/p>\n<p>Surely you realize that this can only trigger other veterans with repressed rage against innocents!<\/p>\n<p>Behold my lawn.<\/p>\n<p>This could ignite a wave of violence aimed directly at the heart of domestic flora across the country!<\/p>\n<p>The photo made me realize that you can not negotiate with grass; you can not contain it; you can not appease it.  It must be destroyed!  Every single Godless blade must face my wrath.  There will be no peace until it is destroyed!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>And the picture of COB6&#8217;s lawn, or should I say &#8220;killing field&#8221;?<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/COB6s-killing-field.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/COB6s-killing-field-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"COB6s killing field\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-29598\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/COB6s-killing-field-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/COB6s-killing-field.jpg 320w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>I know the LA Times is just green with envy that we&#8217;ve discovered a plot among special forces soldiers to defoliate entire swaths of suburbia in their murderous frenzy. See, LA Times, you don&#8217;t have to think before you publish, just hit the button.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently, we&#8217;ve stumbled upon a problem that is more widespread that we thought at first. COB6 &hellip; <a title=\"That which Jimbo has wrought\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=29597\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">That which Jimbo has wrought<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,92],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29597","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-media","category-satire"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29597","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=29597"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29597\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=29597"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=29597"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=29597"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}