{"id":29590,"date":"2012-04-20T06:40:23","date_gmt":"2012-04-20T10:40:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=29590"},"modified":"2015-05-11T18:40:19","modified_gmt":"2015-05-11T22:40:19","slug":"call-of-dutymeps-ranger","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=29590","title":{"rendered":"Call of Duty\/MEPS Ranger"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Christopher and Mitch sent us this video of a MEPS (Military Entrance Processing Station) officer talking to some shiny new recruits. <\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/G6UglA3ptzI\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>He tells them &#8220;If you&#8217;ve seen it on Call of Duty, I&#8217;ve done it.&#8221; Yeah, because it sounds so cool to be a video game character. Anyway, a commenter at YouTube recognizes him;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>This fat douche is full of it! Jeremey Gumeringer. He served one deployment with 8-1 CAV in Afghanistan as the Troop XO.? As an Armor officer who has served in both Iraq and Afghanistan, I am embarrassed for him to wear my branch insignia. I am embarrassed that he is wearing a Stetson and Spurs. Less bragging, more running Fatty!<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;If you&#8217;ve seen it on Call of Duty, I&#8217;ve done it&#8221; WTF?! Is he serious?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>AKO says he&#8217;s an armor captain. So I&#8217;m sure he&#8217;s done all of the things he says he&#8217;s done &#8211; all with his hands in his pockets. And he should put down the game controller for a minute and do some PT. I didn&#8217;t know they made ACUs in that size. Maybe the shirt is two woobies sown together.<\/p>\n<p>Why isn&#8217;t the LA Times reporting on this atrocity?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Editor Note: YouTube pulled the vid, so here&#8217;s a still of Jeremey Gumeringer;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=29648\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-29648\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Jeremy-Gumeringer-5-212x300.jpg\" alt=\"Jeremy Gumeringer 5\" width=\"212\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-29648\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Jeremy-Gumeringer-5-212x300.jpg 212w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Jeremy-Gumeringer-5.jpg 232w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 212px) 100vw, 212px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Christopher and Mitch sent us this video of a MEPS (Military Entrance Processing Station) officer talking &hellip; <a title=\"Call of Duty\/MEPS Ranger\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=29590\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Call of Duty\/MEPS Ranger<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":29648,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[155],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29590","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-shitbags"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29590","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=29590"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29590\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/29648"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=29590"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=29590"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=29590"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}