{"id":29564,"date":"2012-04-18T08:22:48","date_gmt":"2012-04-18T12:22:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=29564"},"modified":"2012-04-18T08:54:18","modified_gmt":"2012-04-18T12:54:18","slug":"look-i-found-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=29564","title":{"rendered":"Look! I found me!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Why are we not stomping the living shit out of these morons? According to the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/blogs\/blogpost\/post\/taliban-commander-turns-self-in-for-reward-on-wanted-poster\/2012\/04\/17\/gIQAbVjqNT_blog.html\">Washington Post<\/a>, Mohammad Ashan, a local Taliban commander turned himself in to local authorities and demanded the reward for his capture;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u201cWe asked him, \u2018Is this you?\u2019 Mohammad Ashan answered with an incredible amount of enthusiasm, \u2018Yes, yes, that\u2019s me! Can I get my award now?\u2019\u201d recalled SPC Matthew Baker.<\/p>\n<p>A biometric scan confirmed that the man in Afghan custody was the insurgent they had been looking for.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThis guy is the Taliban equivalent of the \u2018Home Alone\u201d burglars,\u201d one U.S. official said.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Of course, they should pay him and then shoot the vermin-ridden turd. In the face. Repeatedly.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Officials have guessed at what the unusual details of Ashan\u2019s arrest might tell us about the state of the insurgency \u2014 its desperation, its lack of resources, its defiance of law and order. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Yeah, I don&#8217;t think it&#8217;s desperation. It&#8217;s the typical non-American thinking we&#8217;re stupid and naive. That thought should be erased from his mind, with a .45 caliber mind changer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why are we not stomping the living shit out of these morons? According to the Washington &hellip; <a title=\"Look! I found me!\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=29564\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Look! I found me!<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29564","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-terror-war"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29564","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=29564"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29564\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=29564"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=29564"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=29564"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}